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Mobile Password
Husband: Mere Seeny Me Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai,
Jaldi Se Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao..
Wife: Haan, Lagati Hun,
Apne Mobile/Smartphone Ka Password Batao.
Husband: Rehne Do,
Ab Thora Theek Lag Raha Hai...;-p:)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Diamond Ring
Wife:
Raat Me Ny Khuwaab Me Dekha K
Aap Ny Mere Liye Diamond Ring Khareedi Hai.
Husband:
Aur Me Ny Dekha K
Us Ka Bill
Tumhary Papa Ny Pay Kiya Hai..:-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Shadi K Baad
Bivi:
Tum To Kehty Thy k
Shadi K Baad Bhi Mujh Se Piyar Kero Gy?
Shoher:
Haan To Mujhy Kiya Pata Tha K
Tumhari Shadi Mjh Se Hi Ho Jaye Gi..;-p
Hahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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A Man was Sipping His Whiskey
A Man was Sipping His Whiskey,
while sitting on the Balcony
with his Wife and he says:
"I Love You So Much,
I don't know how
I could ever Live without You."
.
The Wife asks: "Is that you,
or the Whiskey Talking?";)
.
He Replies, "It's Me,
Talking to the Whiskey"...;-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Husband and Wife in Court Discussion
Husband and Wife in Court Discussion..
The Problem: Who should get
the Custody of the Child?
Wife jumped up and said:
"Your Honor! I brought d child
into this world with Pain and Labour
So it should be in My Custody."
The Judge turns 2 Husband & says
"What do You have to say in your defense?"
.
The Husband sits for a while
contemplating then slowly says:
"Your Honour! If I put a dollar
in a Vending Machine
and a Pepsi comes Out,
whose Pepsi is it? The Machine's or Mine?"
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Yeh sun k Wife Boli:
"Judge Sahab! Bartan Mera,
Doodh bhi Mera, Aur Us me
Dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond
Daalne se Dahi bana
To Phir Wo dahi kiska.?
Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale ka"
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Husband replied :
"Typewriter me kagaz Mene dala,
keys daba-daba kar Mehnat Mene ki,
Phir Chithi kiski?
Typewriter ki ya Meri?"
.
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Frustrated Judge (Getting Mad):
"Abay Saaly! Agar Tu
Chithi Haath Se hi Likh leta
To ye Noubat hi Na Aati....;-p:)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Kon Sa Mulk
Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Dadi Aap Kon Kon Se Mulk Ghumi Hen?
Dadi: Beta Pakistan, Hindustan, Afghanistan.
Bacha: Acha Ab Kon Sa Ghumen Gi?
Peechay Se Dada Ki Awaz Aai:
Qabrustan..;-p:D
By:
Haya Ali
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