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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:



  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Machhli Ka Shikaar
    Bivi: Aap her Sunday ko Machhli ka Shikar Khelny Jaty Hen Na..??

    Shoher: Haan.

    Bivi: Aaj Wo Machhli Aai thi,
    ,
    Keh rahi Thi k
    Wo Maa banny Wali Hai...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Tum Apny Shoher k Kapray
    1st Aurat: Tum Apny Shoher k Kapray Itny Saaf Kese Dho leti ho??

    2nd Aurat: Me Jab Un k Kapray Dhoti Hun To

    Tasawwur me "Unhen" Rakh ker
    Saabun aur Danday se
    Khoob Dhulaai Kerti Hun..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Reason
    Wife: Me Aapse Baat nai karungi.

    Husband: OK

    Wife: Kiya Tum Reason nahi sunna chahte?

    Husband: Nahi Me Tumhare Faisle ki Izzat kerta hun...;-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Suppose Karo
    Wife: Suppose Karo Agar Me, Aapki Har Baat Maanu
    Aur Har Faisla Qubool Karun To..??

    Husband Hansta Hai, Bahut Hansta Hai.
    Hanste Hanste Zameen Par Gir Jata Hai,
    Aur Khushi Se Chilla K Kahta Hai.

    Wife: Hans Q Rahy Ho?

    Husband: Saala Suppose Karun To Bhi
    Yakeen Nahi Ho Raha...;-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Se Pehly
    Husband: Jo Shakhs Chori karta hai,
    Wo baad me zaroor Pachhtata hai.
    .
    .
    .
    Wife (Sharma ker): Aur Tumne jo Shadi se pehle
    Meri Neenden Churayi thin,
    Unke bary me kya khayaal hai?
    .
    .
    .
    Husband: Keh to raha hun,
    .
    jo Chori karta hai,
    Wo baad Me Pachtata Zaroor hai..:-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Admi Apni Susral Gaya
    Ek Admi Apni Susral Gaya.

    Us ki Saas ny Pehly Din Palak Khilai.

    Dusray Din Methi,

    Teesray Din Saag Khilaya.

    Chothy Roz Pucha: Beta Aaj Kiya Khao Gy??

    Admi: Sasu Maa,
    Mujhy Khait Dikha Den,
    Me Khud Char Aaun ga...;-p:)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Shaadi Ka Faaida
    Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faaida Hua.

    Wife: Kaun Sa Faaida?

    Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaahon ki Saza Jeety-Ji Hi Mil Gai..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Bilkul Apny Baap pe Gaya Hai
    Maa: Apple Khao Gy?
    Bacha: Nahi.

    Maa: Mango Khao Gy?
    Bacha: Nahi.

    Maa: Orange Khao Gy?
    Bacha Nahi.

    Maa:
    Bilkul Apny Baap pe Gaya Hai,
    CHAPPAL HI KHAYE GA...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Fair & Lovely Hai Na
    Maa: Nalaik! Kahan Thi Itni Raat Tak??

    Beti: Boyfriend K Sath.

    Maa: Ker Aai Na Apna Moo Kala?

    Beti: To Kiya Huwa Maa,
    Fair & Lovely Hai Na...;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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