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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Kahaniyan - Joke
    Bacha: Ammi, Neend nahi Arahi, Koi Kahani Sunao na..

    Maa: Beta, Neend to Mujhy bhi nahi arahi,
    Tumhary Papa bhi Abhi tak Ghar Nahi aaye,

    Inhen Ghar Aaleny do,
    Un se Late Aany ki Waja Puchen gy,

    Phir Dekhna Kitni Kahaniyan Sunaty Hen Wo..:-)

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Waddi Aai
    Bivi: Me Aap ko Chicken Bana Dun??
    ?

    Husband: Nahi Me Insan hi Theek hun,

    Waddi Aai Jadugarni..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi se Pehly
    Bivi: Aap cigarette Pity hen?
    Mujhy Shadi se Pehly Q Nahi Bataya??

    ?

    Shoher: Aap Khoon Peeti hen,
    Aap ny Ye Bataya Tha?...;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi ny Subha Subha Shoher ko
    Bivi ny Subha Subha Shoher ko Jagaya aur Kaha:
    "Molana Sahab Jinhon ny Hamara Nikah Parhaya Tha,
    Wo Bechary Accident me Foat ho gaye.."
    .
    .
    Shoher ny Karwat li Aur Kaha:
    .
    "Buray Kamon ka Anjaam Aisa hi hota hai"..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi Jo Mangy
    Subha Subha Bivi ny Shoher se Akhbaar Manga..

    Shoher: Kitni Bewaqoof ho Tum,
    Duniya Kahan se kahan Pohach gai hai,
    Aur Tum Abhi bhi Akhbaar Mang Rahi ho,
    Ye lo Mera TAB le lo.

    Aur

    Bivi ny TAB liya Aur Us se
    Cockroach Maar Diya..:p

    Shoher BeHosh..

    Moral:
    Bivi Jo Mangy De Do..:-)
    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Sadma
    Beta: Abbu, Jab Ammi Gana Gati hen to Apni Aankhen Q Band ker leti hen??
    ?

    Baap: Beta Tumheri Maa Bohat Reham Dil Hai.

    Beta: Wo Kese?

    Baap: Us ki Awaaz Sun'ny se Dusron ko Jo Sadma Pohachta hai,
    Wo Ye Dekh Nahi Sakti..;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Lagta Hai Hamari Beti Ko
    Bivi: Lagta Hai Hamari Beti ko Kisi se Piyaar ho gaya hai.

    Shoher: Tum ko Kese Pata Chala??

    Bivi: QK Wo kuch Dino se
    Easy Load k Paisay jo nahi Maang Rahi..;-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Dar Lag Raha Hai
    Bivi ny Shoher se kaha:
    "Plz Meri Taraf Mu ker k Soen,
    Mujhy Dar Lag Raha Hai"

    Shoher: Acha, Bas Tum ny hi Jeena hai,
    Me Beshak Dar Dar k Mar Jaun...;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Nokrani
    Wife: Aap Mujhy Rani Q Bolty Hen??

    Husband: QK Nokrani Lamba Ho Jata Hai.

    Wife: Tum ko Pata Hai Me Tum ko Jaan Q Kehti Hun??

    Husband: Nahi, Batao?

    Wife: Janwar Lamba Ho Jata Hai,
    Is Liye Sirf Jaan Bolti Hun...;-0:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Me Kesi Lagti Hun - Latifa
    Beti: Maa, Kiya Meri Naak Chapti Hai?

    Maa: Nahi Baby.

    Beti: Kiya Me Hathi ki Tarha Moti Lagti Hun?

    Maa: Tum to Bohat Smart ho, Barbie Doll jesi.

    Beti: Kiya Mera Rang Kala Hai?

    Maa: Nahi to, Bohat Piyara Hai.

    Beti: To Phir Log Q Kehty Hen k Tum Apni Maa jesi Lagti ho?

    Maa: Lagaun Jutti, Beghairat, Moti,
    Pheni, Kaali Habshan,
    Phuppi te gai aye BeSuri...;-p:)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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