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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • So Ja Diploma
    1 Aurat Bachy Sy:
    "So ja “DIPLOMA” So ja"

    2nd Aurat:
    Aap isay “Diploma” Q Kehti ho?

    1st Aurat:
    ,
    ,
    Meri Beti Sargodha University me
    Diploma Leny Gai Thi or
    “Ye” Le Kr I hai...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Kiss De Do
    Shoher: Janu, Ek Kiss ker lun ?

    Bivi: Nahi

    Shoher: Naya Suit le dunga.

    Bivi Nahi

    Shoher: Jewellery Bhi le dunga.

    Bivi: Ek Baar Bola nahi to Nahi.

    Sath me Munna Soya Huwa Tha
    wo Achanak Uth Ker Bola:

    "Papa, Meri Le lo, Cycle La Dena"...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi Thandi Milay Gi
    Shadi Shuda Admi Ki Zindagi K 2 Eham Masly..

    Agar Waqt Per Ghar Jao to
    Khana Garam Aur
    Bivi Thandi Milay Gi,,

    Aur Agar

    Late Ghar Jaao To
    Khana Thanda Aur
    Bivi Garam Milay Gi...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Google Se
    Wife: Aap Mujhy Kabhi Piyar Nahi kerty.

    Husband Ny Apny 2 Bachon Ki Taraf Ishara Kiya Aur Kaha:

    Ye Bachay Kiya Me Ny
    Google Se Download Kiye Hen..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Dukhti Rag
    Maa Apny Bachay Ki Rag Rag Se Waqif Hoti Hai,,

    Jab K

    Bivi

    Sirf
    "Dukhti Rag" Se..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Museebat
    Khubsoorat Akhlaaq
    Hazaron Musibton
    Se
    Nijaat Dilata Hai,,

    Magar,

    Bivi Se Nahi..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Haaye Me Mar Gai
    Biviyan Chahti Hen k Shoher Un pe Maray,

    Jab Shoher Un pe Maray to
    Kehti Hen
    "Paraan Ja K Mar"

    Aur Jab Paraan Ja k Maray to Kwehti hen,

    "Haaye Me Mar Gai"...;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Internet Virus
    Womens r like Internet virus,
    1st they enter ur life,
    Scan urs Pockets
    Transfer Money
    Edit ur mind
    Download thier problems
    Delete ur smile
    and
    Hang ur life...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pappu Got A Call
    PAPPU K Cell Per Unknown number se Call Aai.

    Girl: Hi, r u single.. ??

    PAPPU: Yes, but who r u..??

    Ans: Your wife.. Aaj Ghar aana tab bataoongi..:-(

    Another call from unknown number..

    Girl: R u married.. ??

    PAPPU: Yes, but who R u..??

    Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat..

    PAPPU: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..

    Answer: Wife hi hoon kutte,
    Aaj Tu bas Ghar aaja..;-p:)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhary Jesi
    Wife: Jaanu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho?

    Husband: bohat zyada

    Wife: phir bhi kitna?

    Husband: itna ke dil chah raha hai ke tumhari
    jaisi ek aur le aaun..

    Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To
    Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..

    Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho,
    Mein Doosri Bhi
    Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondun Ga..!
    Hadd Ho Gayi..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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