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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Kisi Aur Se Shadi
    Bivi: Tum Ny Kabhi Socha hai k
    Meri Shadi Kisi Aur se Ho Jati To Kiya Hota.??

    Shoher: Nahi,
    Me Ny Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha..;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tera Baap
    Bachay ny Apni Maa se Pucha:
    "Maa Me Kab Itna Bara Ho Jaun Ga
    K Me Tum se Puchy Bina Kahin Bhi Aa ja Sakun Ga?"

    Qurban Jaun Us Azeem Maa k,
    Jis Ny Bara Piyara Jawab Diya K:
    ,
    "Beta,
    Itna Bara To Abhi Tak
    Tera Baap bhi Nahi Hua"...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Weekly Program
    Wife: Haftay Ko Shopping pe Chalen gy,

    Itwar ko Ammi k Ghar Jaen gy,

    Peer ko Parlor Jaen gy,

    Mangal ko Dinner kerny Jaen gy,

    Budh ko Movie Dekhny Chalen gy,
    Aur

    Jumerat ko Picnic pe Jaen gy.
    Theek Hai?
    ?
    ?
    Husband: Aur Jumma ko bhi Tayyar Rehna
    Masjid Chalen gy.

    Wife: Q?
    .
    .
    Husband: Bheek Mangnay...;-p:)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Khush Naseeb
    Wife: Suntay Ho Jii,,
    Khush Naseeb ko English me kiya Kehty Hen??
    ?

    ?

    ?

    ?

    Husband: UNMARRIED....;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Chaddi
    Dard Bhari Kahani..

    GHareeb Ka Bacha:
    "Maa, Me ny Sapna Dekha k Mera 1 Paaun Zameen per
    Aur Dusra Aasman per Hai."


    Maa:
    Is Tarha K Sapny Mat Dekha Ker Beta,,

    Ek Hi Chaddi hai,
    Phat Jaye Gi...;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Kabhi Kabhi
    Bivi: Agar Me Mar Jaun to Tumhara Kiya Hoga Jaan..?

    Shoher: Shayad Me Bhi Mar Jaun.

    Bivi(Herani se): Q?

    Shoher: Kabhi Kabhi Ek Dam se Khushi Jaan bhi Le Sakti Hai..:-p


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Eham Elaan
    Bivi: Allah Ka Shuker hai Aap Khairyat se Ghar Pohanch gaye hen.

    Shoher: Q Kiya hua??

    Bivi: Bahar Loudspeaker per Elaan ho raha tha k
    Ek Pagal Gatar me Gir Gaya Hai..;-p:)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kuch Ban Ker
    Baap Bete se: 2 Saal Baad Ghar Q Wapas Aye Ho??

    Beta: Papa Me ny kaha Tha na k
    Kuch Ban ker hi Wapas Aaunga.

    Baap: Kiya Bany??

    Beta: Ek Bachay Ka Baap...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Intelligent Wife
    An Intelligent Wife Is One
    Who Makes Sure She Spends
    So Much

    That
    Her Husband

    Can't Afford Another
    Women..:-p:)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Husband was seriously ill
    Husband was seriously ill.

    Doctor to Wife:
    "Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
    don't discuss ur problems,
    no TV Serial, don't demand new clothes & Gold jewels,
    Do this for 1 year & he will be ok."

    On the way Home..

    Husband: What did the doctor say?

    Wife: No Chance for U to Survive..:-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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