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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • If Girl Vomits
    If Girl Vomits,,
    Parents asks: "Kaun tha Wo Kameena??"
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    If Boy Vomits,
    Parents asks: "Kaminey fir Aaj Daaru Pee k agaya??"
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    Moral:
    No Matter who ever Vomits
    Boyz r Always Considered as Kameena
    But Who Damn Cares..:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • If You Pass in the Exam
    DAD: If You Pass in the Exam, I will give U 1 Cycle.

    SON: If I Fail ?

    DAD: I will give U 10 Cycles.

    SON: Why?

    DAD: Puttar, Fir To Tu Ny Dukaan ee Kholni aye..;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pizza
    Mind Blowing :-)

    Pappu: Ammi Pizza Khany Ko Dl Ker Raha hai.

    Maa: Parathay Per SALAN Daal Ker Kha Le..!!


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Jab Gabbar Paida hua
    Jab Gabbar Paida hua to
    Uski Maa ne Us ko 3-4 Thappar laga diye.

    Gabbar's Father: Kiya Baat ho gai?

    Mother: Kambakhat Paida hote hi Pooch raha tha,
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    KITNE AADMI THE...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sawa Sair
    Husband: Sary Cooking Shows Dekhti ho,
    Phir bhi Theek se Khana Banana nahi Aata?
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    Wife: Tum bhi to Blue Film Dekhte Rehte ho,
    Me ny Kabhi Kuch Kaha..?

    Hahaha..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • A Girl Tells Her Mom
    Mom Of the Millennium..!

    A Girl Tells Her Mom:
    I Want Some Fresh Air, Can i Go For a Walk?

    Mom: Alright,
    But Ask Your Fresh Air
    To Leave YOU Home By 9 PM..:-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Chori ka Phal
    Maa: Beta Chori krna Buri Baat hy
    Chori ka Phal Hamesha karva
    Hota hy.

    Bubloo:
    Lekin Ammi Jaan,
    Mera AMROOD
    To metha tha..:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Is Waqt Ye Kiya Drama Rachaya Hua Hai
    Adhi Raat Ko Bivi ny Shoher Ko Jhanjor Ker Uthaya.

    Shoher ny Neend Bhari Awaz me pucha:
    Kiya Hua??

    Bivi: Tri Dev Film ki Heroin kon thi?

    Shoher: Madhuri, Sangita Bijlani Aur Sonam. Per Q?

    Bivi: Dil Waly Dulhaniya Le Jaen gy me Kajol Ka Naam Kiya Tha??

    Shoher: Simran... Lekin Q??

    Bivi: Sachin Tendulker ka Pakistan K Khilaf 2003 Final Me Kiya Score Tha??

    Shoher: 98.. Lekin Q Puch Rahi Ho??

    Bivi: Samny Waly Flat ki Surayya Kab Yahan se Shift Hui??

    Shoher: Is Budh Ko 2 Mahiny Ho Jaen gy..
    Lekin Tum ny Is Waqt Ye Kiya Drama Rachaya Hua Hai??

    Bivi: Q K Aaj Meri Salgirah Thi Aur...:-(

    Khamoshi,,
    Bhayanak Khamoshi..

    Think About It..!!


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Property K Tukray
    Pota: Dadaji ye Condom kya hota hai?

    Dadaji: Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.

    Pota: Me Janta tha,
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    Agar Aapko Pata hota to
    Aaj
    PROPERTY ke 15 Tukray Nahi Hotay..;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Birthday Gift
    For My wife's birthday,
    I bought Her a small Bottle of Exclusive Perfume called "Ample"
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    I just Hope She doesn't Notice where I Scraped Off the "S"..;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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