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Bhains Ka Dhoodh



Husband:
Begam, Aaj Aisi Chaai Banao
jisy Pi ker Me Nachny Lagun,
Jhumny Lag Jaun,
Mast Ho Jaun.

Wife:
Aray Hamary Ghar Bhains Ka Dhoodh Ata Hai,
Nagin Ka Nahi...;-p



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