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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Missing You
    Shoher Apni Bivi ki Tasveer per Chhuri Phenk Raha Tha,
    Magar Tamam Nishany "MISS" Ho Rahy Thy.

    Achanak hi Us ki Bivi ki Phone Call agai.

    Bivi: Janu Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

    Shoher: "MISSING YOU"...;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Kiya Pakaya Hai
    Shoher Phone per Bivi se Baat kerty Huwe:
    Begam, Aaj Kiya Pakaya??

    Begam Ghusse se: Zehar

    Shoher: Tum Kha ker So Jana, Me Late Aaun Ga..:-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • KaamChor
    Wife: Sunye, Kitchen se Thora Namak to lety Ana?

    Husband: Magar Yahan to Kahin Namak Nahi Hai.

    Wife: Tum to ho hi Andhay, Kamchor.
    Ek Kaam Bhi Dhang se Nahi ker Sakty.
    Mujhy Pata Tha Tum ko Nahi Mily Ga,
    Is Liye Me Pehly hi Namak Le Aai Thi..:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Mazaq
    Bivi: Jaan Ye Batao k Me Aap ko Ziyada Khubsoorat Lagti Hun
    Ya Aqalmand??

    Shoher: Mujhy to Tumhari Aisy Mazaq Kerny ki Adat
    Bohat Achi Lagti Hai..:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Gala Check Kerna Hai
    Husband: Pani Pila Do

    Wife: Kiya Piyaas Lagi Hai?

    Husband Ghusse se: Nahi Gala Check kerna hai k
    Kahin Leek to Nahi ker Raha...;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • If I Dismiss The Cook
    Wife: If I Dismiss The Cook
    And Make Food Myself For A Month,
    What Will You Pay Me..?

    Husband: I Would not Have To Pay You,
    You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount..:-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Husbands Are Like Bluetooth
    All Husbands are like Bluetooth...!

    Always connected when Wife is around,

    But

    The Moment Wife is Away,

    They Automatically Start Searching for the New Devices.. !!


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Me Mobile Tu Mera SIM Card
    Bivi: Aap Mujhy Kitna Piyar kerty hen?

    Shoher: Tum Andaza Nahi Ker Sakti k Me Tum se Kitna Piyar kerta Hun.

    Bivi: Koi Misaal Den.

    Shoher: Acha Farz Kero k Me Ye Mobile Phone Hun Aur Tum Iska SIM Card Ho,
    Yani Me Tumhary Baghair Kuch bhi nahi.

    Bivi Khushi se: Wah Kiya Romantic Misaal Di Hai.

    Shoher (Dil Me): Allah Tera Shuker Hai,
    Is Pagal Ko Ye Nahi Pata k
    Ye 2 SIM Wala Chines Mobile Hai..;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Kiya Me Moti Ho gai hun
    Shoher aur Bivi Apny Room me Khamosh Bethy Thy.

    Bivi Soch rahi thi:
    "Ye Mujh se Baat nahi ker Rahy,
    Kiya Ye Dusri Shadi k bary me Soch Rahy hen,
    Kiya Ye Kisi Aur ko Chahty hen,Kiya Me Moti ho Gai hun??"

    Jab k

    Shoher Soch Raha Tha:
    "Agar Is se Baat Ki To
    Kahin Paisay hi na Maang Le"...;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Husband Apny Ghar ki
    Husband Apny Ghar ki Lights Theek Ker Raha Tha,

    Tab hi Us ny Awaz Di:
    Begum Meri Baat Suno.

    Bivi: Kiya Baat hai G??

    Husband: Ye Jo Taar Hai, In me se Ek Pakarna.

    Bivi: Lo G Pakar Liya.

    Husband: Kuch Huwa??

    Bivi: Nahi To.

    Husband: Is Ka Matlab Current Dusri Taar Me Hai..;-p:)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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