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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Jannat
    Bivi: Janu Suna Hai k jannat me Shoher ko Bivi k Sath nahi Rehny Dengy??

    Shoher: Sahi Suna Hai.

    Bivi: Aisa Q??

    Shoher: Pagli, Isi Liye to Isay Jannat Kehty Hen..;-0


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ullu
    Wife: Aap bohat Bholay Hen,
    Aap ko koi bhi Ullu bana Sakta Hai..

    Husband: Haan pata Hai,
    Ye Kaam Sab Se Pehly
    Tumharay Abba Jaan ny Hi Kiya Tha,
    Tumhari Mujh se Shadi Ker K..:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Saleeqa Mand
    Shoher Raat Ko Dair se Ghar Pohncha,
    Bivi ny ghusse me Shoher ki Pitaai kerny k liye Jhaaru utha Li.

    Shoher Khushi se: Wah kiya Achi Aur
    SaleeqaMand Bivi Hai Jo
    Raat k Ek Bajay Bhi Safaai ker Rahi hai..:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistani Bivi
    Pakistani Bivi Samajhdar Hoti Hai
    Wo Sab K Samny Apny Miyaan ko

    "Abay Gadhay" Nahi Kehti,

    Isi liye Usay Short me Kehti Hai,

    "AG", Suntay ho..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Practice
    Pappu Shaam k Waqt Ghar per Murgha Bana Huwa Tha..

    Baap: Tum Murgha Q Bany Huwe Ho??

    Pappu: Abbu Aap ny hi to Kaha Tha k
    Jo Kaam School me Kerty ho,
    Uski Ghar me Practice Kiya Kero..:-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Shetan se Shadi
    Wife aur Husband apas me lar rhy thy..

    Wife: Tum se to Acha Tha Me kisi Shetan se Shadi ker leti.

    Husband: Toba Toba Astaghfaar,
    Bhala Bhai Behan ki Shadi bhi Ho sakti hai??..;-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Rishta
    Mom: Tumhen Koi Larki Pasand Hai??

    Beta Khush ho ker: Ji Ammi:-)

    Mom: Us ko Bata Dena k Tumhara Rishta Tumhari Khala ki Beti se ho gaya hai..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Baba Apni Bivi se
    70 Saal ka Baba Apni Bivi se:
    " Me Tumhary Liye Taaray Torr Laun ga."

    Bivi Araam naal beth ja,
    Daant se Roti to tori nahi Jati,
    Bara Aya Taray Torny Wala..;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Fashion
    Baap: Tum Apnay Baal Q Nahi Katwaty Ho??

    Beta: Papa, Ye Aaj Kal ka Fashion Hai.

    Baap Ghusse se: Oye Beghairta,
    Kal jo Larky Waly Teri Behan ko Dekhny Aaye thy,
    Wo Tujh ko Pasand ker k Chalay Gaye Hen..;-p:)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Aadmi And Aurat
    Q- What is The Difference Between Aadmi & Aurat??

    Ans: Aurat Ek hi Aadmi se bohat Sari Ummiden Rakhti Hai,

    Aur

    Aadmi Bohat Sari Aurton se Ek hi Ummeed Rakhta Hai..;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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