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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Raat K 2 Bajay
    Raat k 2 Bajay Ek Admi Bahu k Kamray se Nikla aur Chala Gaya..

    Saas ny Dekha lekin Kuch na Boli, Q??

    ?

    QK Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Tareeqa
    Husband Ghar me Aya to Is ny Apni Bivi ko
    Apny Dost k Sath Bister per Dekha.
    Us ny ghusse me Dost ko Goli Maar Di.

    Bivi: Agar Tumhara Ye hi Tareeqa Raha
    to

    Tumhen Apny Saray Doston Ko Goli Marni Pary Gi..;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ammi Meri Shadi Kero
    Beti: Ammi Agar Aap ny Meri Shadi na ki to Me Ghar se Bhaag Jaun gi.

    Maa Rotay Huwe:
    Beti Me ny Bhaag ker Tere Abba se Shadi Ki,

    Teri Khala Aur Behan ny bhi Bhaag k Shadi Ki,

    Tera Bhai nokrani k Sath Aur Tera Chacha Dhoban k sath bhaag gaya,

    Teri Phupo Sabzi Walay k Sath Aur Cousin Doodh Waly k SathBhaag Gai,

    Tera Baap 2 Baar Parosan k Sath Bhaag chuka hai,

    Ab Tu Bhi Bhaag Jaye Gi To Hamari kiya Izzat reh Jaye Gi?

    Kuch To Khayal Ker Khandan ki Izzat Ka...;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Wife Saw a Sign Board
    Wife Saw a Sign Board..
    "Shafone Suit Rs 15/
    Cotton Suit Rs 8/
    Banarsi Suit Rs 10/-"

    Wife to husband: Mujhy 500 Rupay Den,
    Me 50 Suit Khareedun gi.

    Husband:
    Andhi Aurat, Ye Dhobi ki Dukan Hai...;-0:p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Larky Chherty hen
    Larki Apni Dadi se:
    Me School Nahi jaun gi.
    Rasty me Larky Chherty Hen.

    .

    Dadi: Bahanay Mat Bana,
    Me Bhi Usi Rasty se Roz Bazar Jati hun,
    Mujhy to koi Nahi Chherta..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Khana Bahar Khaen Gy
    Shoher: Aaj Khana Bahar Khaen gy.

    Bivi Khushi se: Sach, Me 2 Minute me Tayyar ho ker Aati Hun.

    Shoher: Theek Hai, Me Itni Dair me Bahar Sehan me Chataai Bichata Hun,
    Tum Khana Le ker Aajao...;-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Dusri Taang
    Admi Adhi Raat ko Apni Moti Bivi se: Sisak Sisak ker Marna Theek hai Ya Ek Dam??

    Bivi: Ek Dam.

    Shoher: To Apni Dusri Taang Bhi mujh Per Rakh Do..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Jazba
    China: Bacha 1 Hi Acha.

    Europe: Bachay 2 Hi Achy.

    India: Bachay 3 ya 4 Hi Achy.

    Pakistan: Hai jazba Junoon to Himmat Na Haar..:-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Kiya Ker Rahy Ho
    Maa: Kiya Ker Rahy ho Beta??

    Beta: Ammi, Me Parh Raha Hun.

    Maa: Shabash Beta, Kiya Parh Rahy ho??

    Beta: Aap ki hony wali Bahu ka Msg..:-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sugar
    Begmaat Jalebi ki Tarha MEETHI Hoti Hen,

    Itni Meethi Hoti Hen k

    Shohron ko Sugar Ho Jati Hai..:-P


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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