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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Ek Admi Bachay se
    Ek Admi Bachay se:
    “Kiya Tum Raat ko Dua parh kr Soty ho??

    Bacha: Nahi, Magar Meri Maa Dua parh k soti hai.

    Admi: Wo kiya Parhti hai?

    Bacha: ”Ya Allah Tera Shukar hai k Munna So gaya"...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Aap Aisa Nahi Ker sakty
    Baap: Nalaaiq, Tum ny Apni Maa se
    Oonchi Awaz me Baat Q Ki??

    Pappu: Mujhy Pata Hai Abbu
    Aap Ko Jalan ho Rahi Hai.
    QK
    Aap Aisa Nahi Ker sakty..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Thora Late
    Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya: Kaha ho Tum??
    .
    Husband: Tumhe wo Jewellery shop yaad hai jahan
    tumhe ek Diamond ka set pasand aya tha aur tab Mere pass itne paise nahi the ki Me wo tumhe leke de sakun.
    .
    Wife: Haan yaad hai.
    .
    Husband: Phir Me ne Tumse
    kaha tha ki ek din Me Tumhen wo zaroor leke dunga.
    .
    Wife bahut khush ho Ker: Haan ji,
    Mujhe achhe se yaad hai.
    .
    Husband: Me uske baju
    wale Bar me Daru pe raha hun,
    Thora Late aunga..;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Jis Larki ko
    Me Umer Bhar Jis Larki ko Chahta Raha,

    Aaj Usi k Bachay
    Mujh Se Kehtay Hen,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Papa Hamen School Chhor Aain..:-)
    .
    Ooo Bhai,
    ,
    Her Koi Teri Tarha
    Maamoo
    Nahi Banta..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Khoti Da Puttar
    Husband or Wife apas me Laar rahe thy k
    Un ka Bacha kis sy Ziyada piyar karta h..

    Unhon ne check karny k liye chup kar
    Pathar Marny ka socha K
    Bacha Abbu kehta h k Ammi ?

    Unhon ne Pathar Mara or Intezar kia.

    Bacha bola: Kon Hai Khoti da Puttar..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi Ki Tareef
    Ek Admi ne apne Dost se pucha: BV ko khush rakhne ka kya Tariqa hy?

    Dost ne Mashwara diya: Us k Husan ki Tareef karte raho.

    Admi Ghar gaya or BV ki Tarifen shuru kardi:
    Buhat Khubsrat lag rahi ho..:)

    BV Heran ho k boli: Kya kaha?

    Admi: Sachi Aaj Tum Hoor Lag rahi ho

    BV ne Rona shuru kar diya or boli:
    Aaj ka Din hi Ajeeb hy:

    Beti ne Dinner Set Torr diya,

    Beta Ungli Zakhmi ker betha hy
    Aur ab Aap
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Sharab Pee k aa gaye hen..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • OLX Pe
    Biwi Khush Ho ker:
    Kiya Baat Hai Ji,
    Aaj To Meri Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche Ja Rahe Ho?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Santa: Kuchh Nahi OLX pe Teri Photo dalni hai
    Purana Samaan bech ke naya Maal kharidna hai..;-p

    Hehehe


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Aur Moka
    Wife: Me Driver ko Nokri se nikal rahi hun,
    QK Aaj Me Dusri baar Merte Marte bachi hun.
    ,
    ,
    Husbnd: Begum, Isay Ek aur Moka De Ker Dekho..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Sabzi Me Namak
    Husband: Aaj Sabzi me Namak thora
    zayda lag raha hai.

    Wife: Namak Barbar hai.
    Sabzi Hi Thori kam thi..;-p

    Wife is Always Right..


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhari Jo Hai
    Wife: Itni Slow Awaz Me kis Se Baat ker Rahay Ho?

    Husband: Behan se.

    Wife: Behan Se Slow Awaz Me Bolnay ki kya Zarurat hai?

    Husband: Tumhari Jo Hy...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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