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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Nai Shadi
    Ek Admi ki Nai Nai Shadi hui,
    Phir bhi Shaam me Usey
    Ghar jane ki koi jaldi nahi rehti,
    Wo Dair tak Office me hi rehta tha..

    Boss ne pucha: Kiya Baat hai??

    Admi:
    Meri Bivi bhi Job kerti hai,
    aur jo Ghar jaldi jata hai
    Khana bhi Usi ko Banana Parta hai..;-D

    Hehehe


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Husbands se kaam kerwana
    3 Women..
    Topic= Husbands se kaam kerwana

    American:
    Me ne Husband se kaha k Ainda khana Tum pakao gy
    2nd day us ne kuch na kia
    3rd day usne Roast bana lia.

    German:
    Me ne Husbnd se kaha k Ainda Ghar ki Safai Tum kero gy
    2nd day Wo chup raha,
    3rd day Pura Ghar Saaf tha.

    Pakistani:
    Me ne Un se kaha k Ainda Kapry Tum Wash kero gy,
    Apne sab Kaam khud kero gy,

    1st day Mujhy kuch Nazar na aya
    2nd day bhi kuch Nazar na aya
    3rd day Aankh ki Sujan kuch Utri to
    kuch Kuch Nazar aya..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Dusri Maa
    Pappu: Maa, Tum Kab tak Meri Fikar me
    is Tarha Raton ko Jagti raho gi?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    Maa:
    Jab tak Tu Apni Dusri Maaon se
    Baat krna nahi chorega..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Tension
    Young Generation Ko Sabse Ziyada Tention
    Kab Hoti Hy?
    .
    .
    Tab Hoti Hy Jab Wo So Kr Uthen

    Or

    Unka Mobil Ammi K Paas Ho :-)

    (.")/ Mama Plz..:-(


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • 4 Bachon Ki Amma
    Ek Husband Aksar Apni Bivi Ko Ye Keh Ker Cherta:
    "4 Bachon Ki Amma"

    Ek Din Jese Hi Us Ny Bola
    4 Bachon ki Amma,,

    Wife Ny Besakhtgi Me Jawab Diya:

    "2 Bachon K Papa"...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi ny Comment Parh Liya
    Shoher Subha Subha Facebook Khol ker Beth Gaya.

    Uski Ek Dost ny Sandwich ki Tasveer Lagai Aur Likha:
    "Aao Sab Mil Ker Nashta Karen"

    Shoher ny Comment Ker Diya:
    "Bohat Tasty Tha,
    Maza Agaya."

    Bivi ny Comment Parh Liya,
    Aur Shoher Ko Nashta Nahi Diya..

    4 Ghantay Bhooka Rakhny K Baad
    Bivi Ny Pucha:

    "Ab Batao,
    Lunch Ghar Per Kero Gy Ya
    Facebook Per ??"...;-p:D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Letter
    Baap:
    Dekho ye Aaj Tumhari Teacher ki taraf se Mujhe 1 letter mila hai..

    Beta:
    Aap be-fikar rahen,
    Mein Ammi ko nahi bataon ga..;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Beta Kiya Kerty Ho
    Larki Waly:
    "Beta Kiya Kerty Ho?"

    Larka: Ji Abbu K Sath Hota Hun.

    Larki Waly:
    Ye To Bohat Achi Baat Hai
    Magar Tumhary Abbu Kiya Kerty Hen??

    Larka Masumiyat Se:
    Ji Wo Pura Din Ghar Per
    Farigh Hi Hoty Hen...;-p:)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Tinday Q Pakaye
    Before Marriage..

    Pappu: Ye Tinday Q Pakaye?
    Mom: Ye Nakhray Apni BIVI Ko Dikhana.

    After Marriage..

    Pappu: Ye Tinday Q Pakaye?
    Wife: Itny Nakhray Kabhi Tum Ny Apni Maa Ko Dikhaye Hen?
    Chup Ker K Khao.

    Pappu Shoked..:-(


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha
    Larki: Dad, Me Maa Banne Wali Hun.

    Dady: Badtamiz Besharam.

    Larki: Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha
    K Jab Tak Me Kuch Ban Nahi Jati,
    Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge...;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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