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Bilkul Apny Baap pe Gaya Hai



Maa: Apple Khao Gy?
Bacha: Nahi.

Maa: Mango Khao Gy?
Bacha: Nahi.

Maa: Orange Khao Gy?
Bacha Nahi.

Maa:
Bilkul Apny Baap pe Gaya Hai,
CHAPPAL HI KHAYE GA...;-p



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