Shadi Se Pehly
Husband: Jo Shakhs Chori karta hai,
Wo baad me zaroor Pachhtata hai.
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Wife (Sharma ker): Aur Tumne jo Shadi se pehle
Meri Neenden Churayi thin,
Unke bary me kya khayaal hai?
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Husband: Keh to raha hun,
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jo Chori karta hai,
Wo baad Me Pachtata Zaroor hai..:-p:)
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