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A Man was Sipping His Whiskey



A Man was Sipping His Whiskey,
while sitting on the Balcony
with his Wife and he says:
"I Love You So Much,
I don't know how
I could ever Live without You."
.
The Wife asks: "Is that you,
or the Whiskey Talking?";)
.
He Replies, "It's Me,
Talking to the Whiskey"...;-p



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