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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • BAchEy 2 he Achey
    DOCTOR:
    BAchEy 2 he Achey..
    WesE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??

    LADY:
    PehLe to 2 he thy,
    LeKiN JAb Se IshtehAr dekha hy
    to
    Achey ki TALAsh Me 10 ho Gaye hen...:p;->

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Piyar Bivi Se Ho To
    Yeh Piyar bhi na Ajab shay hai..


    Maa sy ho to Ibadat,
    Baap sy ho to Muqaddas,
    Bhai sy ho to Aqidat,
    Behan sy ho to Farz,
    Aur
    Bivi sy ho to,,,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Chunnu,
    Munnu,
    Guddu,
    Pappu....;;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Piyar Aur Parivaar
    Beta: Papa Aap Mummy K Sath Q Sote Ho?

    Papa: Sath Sony Se Piyaar Barhta Hy Is lye.

    Beta: Papa Jhoot Mat Bolo

    Is Se Piyar Nhi

    Parivaar Barhta Hy...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Profile Pic
    Arz Kiya Hai....!

    Ye Aurtein Badi Chalaak hoti hen...

    Ye Aurten Badi Chalaak hoti hen...

    Apni Profile Pic me Akeli,,

    Aur Pati ki Profile Pic me saath Hoti Hen..;-p:)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Dekhi Meri Speed Darling
    Husband Driving Car At Very High Speed..

    Husband:
    Dekhi Meri Speed Darling??

    Achanak Car Band Ho Gai.
    Bivi Hansny Lagi..:-)

    Husband: Kiya Hua??

    Bivi:
    Kuch Nahi,
    Kal Rat Ki Yaad Aa Gai...;-p:D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Miyan Bivi Me Jhagra
    Miyan Bivi Me Kisi Baat Per Jhagra Ho Gaya.
    Shoher Bivi Se Baat Nahi Ker Raha Tha.

    Bivi:
    Ab Me 10 Tak Ginti Ginu gi,
    Agar Tum Na Boly To Me Zehar Kha Lun Gi.

    1.....Bolo,
    Shoher Khamosh..

    2....Bolo Na Plz,
    Shoher Khamosh..

    Bivi: Bolo Na Plz,,
    Bivi Rona Start :-(

    Shoher: Ginti Gin,, Ginti..

    Bivi:
    Shuker Hai Aap Bolay To Sahi..:-p;)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Arrange Marriage
    Wife: Arrange Marriage Me Divorce Kam Kyon Hote Hen?


    Husband: Jo Apni Marzi Se Shaadi Nahi Kar Paya
    Wo Divorce Kya Khaak Lega..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Wife to Her Husband
    Wife to Her Husband:
    I love you!
    I can't live without you!
    Mar Jaungi!
    Mit Jaungi!
    Zehar Pee Lungi!
    Tere Piyar Me Fana Ho Jaungi!

    Husband:
    Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lagay..;-p:)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Talaq Lena Hai
    Husbend: Talaq lena hai.

    Advocate: Talaq leny k liye Rs.50000 lagen ge.

    Husband: Pagal ho kya,
    Pandit ne to Rs.501
    me Shadi karayi thi.

    Advocate: Dekh liya na Sastey ka Natija...;-D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Himmat
    Ek Admi ko Cancer Ho Gaya..

    Ek Din Us k Bete ne Pucha:
    "Papa Aapko Cancer hai
    Magar Aap Logo se keh rahe hen
    K Aapko Aids hai..

    Papa:
    Ta k Mere Marne k Baad
    Koi Tumhari Mummy ko
    Chuney ki Himmat na kare...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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