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Husband and Wife in Court Discussion



Husband and Wife in Court Discussion..

The Problem: Who should get
the Custody of the Child?

Wife jumped up and said:
"Your Honor! I brought d child
into this world with Pain and Labour
So it should be in My Custody."
The Judge turns 2 Husband & says
"What do You have to say in your defense?"
.
The Husband sits for a while
contemplating then slowly says:
"Your Honour! If I put a dollar
in a Vending Machine
and a Pepsi comes Out,
whose Pepsi is it? The Machine's or Mine?"
.
Yeh sun k Wife Boli:
"Judge Sahab! Bartan Mera,
Doodh bhi Mera, Aur Us me
Dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond
Daalne se Dahi bana
To Phir Wo dahi kiska.?
Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale ka"
.
Husband replied :
"Typewriter me kagaz Mene dala,
keys daba-daba kar Mehnat Mene ki,
Phir Chithi kiski?
Typewriter ki ya Meri?"
.
.
Frustrated Judge (Getting Mad):
"Abay Saaly! Agar Tu
Chithi Haath Se hi Likh leta
To ye Noubat hi Na Aati....;-p:)



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