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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • I ever loved
    Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
    Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
    Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Change ur underwear
    Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.


  By: Funster   Send To Mobile
  • New Underwear
    What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
    Wow! New Underwear.


  By: Japan   Send To Mobile
  • Daily habit
    Always start your day with a lot of S E X
    S-mile
    E-nergy
    X-citement
    so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Dreams of a man
    Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects.


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • ALPHABETS
    I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Toilette pepper
    A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
    Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
    French: Toilette pepper!


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-662/
    a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
    MAN: "It's 3:15."
    a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
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