Funster's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Funster
Location: Karachi Pakistan
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Member Since: 23 Sep 2007
About Funster:
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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Funster
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U need to fart
U r on a bus & U need 2 fart.
But d music is really loud,
so U time Ur farts with d beats.
After a couple of songs,
U start 2 feel better as U approach Ur stop,
as U r leaving d bus,
People REALLY staring down at U n
that's when U realize
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U've been listening 2 Ur iPod !!
Category: English Funny SMS
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Ye kesi muhabbat hai?
Suna tha hum ne logon se,
Muhabbat cheez aisi hai,
Chupaye chup nahi sakti,
Ye aankhon main chakti hai,
Ye chehron pe damakti hai,
Ye lehjon main jhalakti hai,
Dilon ko ghulati hai,
Lahoo eendhan banati hai,
Agar ye such hai?
To phir aakhir humain RAB se,
Bhala kesi muhabbat hai,
Na aankhon se jhalakti hai,
Na chehron se tapakti hai,
Na lehjon main sulagti hai,
Dilon ko aazmati hai,
Na baton ko rulati hai,
Na kaleja mun ko lati hai,
Ye kesi muhabbat hai?
Category: Islamic SMS
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Durood Shareef
1 Din Hazrat Jibraeel(A.S) Huzoor Salallaho Alaihe Wassallam k paas aaye or kaha: Allah ne mujhe itni taqat di hai k main Sari Duniya k Darakhton k Pattay gin sakta hon,
Or Pani k Saray Qatray or Rait k saray Zarray Gin sakta hon,
Lekin Us aadmi par Allah ki Rehmat ki tadad nahi gin sakta jo Aap(S.A.W) par ek Baar Durood Shareef Parhta hai.
Category: Islamic SMS
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Good Night
Thakanpoor se Fresh Nagar jany wali Nindiya Express Bedfoam pe khari hai,
Aapse guzarish hai k apne Qeemti Sapnay sath le kar sawar ho jayen,
"Good Night"
Category: Good Night SMS
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Let the world stop turning,
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
Category: Valentine Day SMS
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