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Latest English Funny SMS:
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Story Here and There
A Simple Poem
When I was There, She was Here
Now When I'm Here, She is There,
When both were There someone was here,
But When we are Here no one is There.
And in this Here and There, She got Marry Somewhere.
By:
Jasper
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Queen of England can't Control
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage, one of the horses Farted:
Queen feeling awkward & embarrassed said: There are certain things even Queen of England can't control.
BUSH: Oh my God, And I thought it was one of the Horses.
By:
Irfan
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The Baby Mosquito
The baby mosquito came back from its first flight:
His father asked him: How do you feel your flight?
He replied: It was wonderful, everyone was clapping for me.
By:
Funtoosh
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Mischievous Kid
Mom: Teacher told me that ur behavior,
At school is mischievous
What u did wrong?
Kid: A girl told me that some one
Has made my photo in Girls toilet
So I went in to check it.
By:
wahabi
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BRAIN n Helmet
Why some people don’t wear helmet?
Helmet protects the "BRAIN"
They don’t need protection
Cause
They don’t have any brain
So b street smart
Always wear helmet.
By:
wahabi
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Cycle
Major Rohail : Want to fuck
Misba: I m having manstural cycle
Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70
By:
Habib
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Tax Collection
Major Rohail: Why my mom was charged 40% annual tax
Officer: Sir tax is 30% on commercial property and extra 10% for rental use
By:
Habib
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