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Best Collection of New English Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Mother In Law
    God thought that since
    he couldn’t b everywhere
    he made a mother.

    Then devil thought that
    he couldn’t be everywhere
    he made a mother-in-law.


  By: nicewrds   Send To Mobile
  • Ali-Baba and 20 Thieves
    Once upon a time there lived Ali-Baba & 40 thieves.

    But now there are only 20 thieves...

    Why?

    Recession!!!

    Job cuts throughout the World!


  By: Alina Amaan   Send To Mobile
  • Thinnest Book of World
    The world s thinnest book is titled as,
    "What Women Wants?"



    It has only one world written in it.
    EVERYTHING.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Kanjoosi
    Height of Kanjoosi

    Major Rohail ka 1 rupeya 5ve manzil se gir gya
    Major Rohail bhgate bhagte neche gya
    Pr rupya na mila
    Kyu?
    Kyu k Major Rohail rupye se pehle neche pohanch gya


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Want To Go USA?
    Want To Go USA

    Here's A Chance For You

    Mr.Obama Is Waiting For You To Be In White House

    Get Ready

    Because

    He I In Search Of
    Dog For His Daughter.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Teeth and Tongue
    One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..

    Teeth: If I just press u a little, you will get cut.

    Tongue: If I misuse one word against someone, all you 32 will come out of the mouth...


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Twinkle twinkle little Cigar
    In Next Generation child will sing:

    Twinkle twinkle little Cigar,
    I just went to Royal Bar,
    Whiskey rates are up so high,
    So drink beer with chicken fry.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Still got Mine Wid Me
    Husband to Wife: You know! Our son got his brain from me.


    Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Rotten Chicken
    Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!


    Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.


  By: Johnny Little   Send To Mobile
  • Horse is on the Phone
    A Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan:

    Husband: What was that for?
    Wife: I found a paper in your Pocket, with the name Jenny on it.

    Husband: I played a Race last week and Jenny was the name of my Horse.
    Wife: Sorry!

    Next day, Wife again hit him with the Frying Pan.
    Husband: Why?
    Wife: Your Horse is on the Phone.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
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