U need to fart
U r on a bus & U need 2 fart.
But d music is really loud,
so U time Ur farts with d beats.
After a couple of songs,
U start 2 feel better as U approach Ur stop,
as U r leaving d bus,
People REALLY staring down at U n
that's when U realize
.
.
U've been listening 2 Ur iPod !!
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