Queen of England can't Control
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage, one of the horses Farted:
Queen feeling awkward & embarrassed said: There are certain things even Queen of England can't control.
BUSH: Oh my God, And I thought it was one of the Horses.
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