A new Vaccum Salesman
A new vaccum salesman knockd on the door. A tall lady answerd it.
B4 she cud speak, d salesman barged into da living room n emptied a bag of cow shit on2 da carpet..
Salesman: "Madam, if i cudnt clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit !"
Lady:"Do u need chilli sauce or ketchup wid dat?"
Salesman: "Y madam?"
Lady:"Coz there is no electricty in da house."
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