The Rope and Weather
Boy: What are you doing with that piece of rope?
Old-timer: This is a weather gauge, my son.
Boy: How do you tell the weather with a piece of rope?
Old-timer: It's simple. When it swings back and forth it windy. When it gets wet, it's raining.
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