Honesty Is The Best Policy
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HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY
Once Again the Woodcutter was going with his wife near the Canal.
His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came and asked him. He told about wife.
Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif".
Woodcutter: Yes.
Angel became angry.
Woodcutter: If I refused you should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife.
I'm a poor man. I can't afford all three. :-)
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