Get Your Own Blanket
A Man & a Pretty Woman Who had never met Before
Found Themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.
The man on the Top Bunk & the Lady on the Bottom Bunk.
During the Night, Man woke & asked "Sorry to Bother you But would you reach into the closet to get me a 2nd blanket, I'm freezing!"
She replied: "I've a better idea, Why don't we pretend we are married?"
"Wow What a Great Idea!" he said.
"Good" she said, "Get Your Own Blanket you lazy Bastard!"
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