Make Rhymes With Their Names
A Grade 5 Teacher asked her students to Make Rhymes With Their Names.
Dan:
My name is Dan..
When I grow up to be a man..
I want to go to India and Japan..
If I can, If I can,
If I can..
Sally:
My name is Sally..
When I grow up to be a lady..
I want to have a baby..
If I can, if I can,
if I can..
Sam:
My name is Sam..
When I grow up to be a man..
Never mind India and Japan..
I gonna help Sally with her plan..
I know I can,
I can, I can ;-)
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