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A Carrot Married



A Carrot Married
A Cabbage ..

Next Day A Tomato
Asked:
...Hey How Was Your
Wedding Night ... ?

Carrot
I m Exhausted !
I Spent The Whole
Night Just Understanding Her'
=P =D



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