Buy PUBG Mobile UC in Pakistan
SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Best Collection of New English Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • A Girl In A Book Store
    A Girl In A Book Store.

    Do U Have Book Called

    "Women- The Perfect Intelligence"?

    Sales man:"
    The Comic Department Is On The Other Side":-P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • The Most Interesting Song
    How To Convert The Most Interesting Song
    Of Urs As A Damn Irritating Song??
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Just Set It As Ur Alarm Tone.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • True Love Is Like A Pillow
    True Love Is Like A Pillow.
    U Could HUG It When Ur In Trouble.
    U Could CRY On It When Ur In Pain.
    U Could EMBRACE It When Ur Happy.

    Want True Love?

    Spend Rs.50
    Buy A Pillow.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Tragedies Of Boys Life
    Tragedies Of Boys Life..

    1) Good Girls r not Good Looking

    2) Good Looking Girls r not Good Girls

    3) Good Looking & Good Girls r not single

    4) Good Looking, Good & single Girls have Strong Brothers. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Bad News And Some Very Bad News
    Doctor:
    I Have Some Bad News And Some Very Bad News For You.

    Patient:
    Well You Might As Well Tell Me The Bad News First.

    Doctor:
    The Lab Called With Your Test Results.
    They Said You Have Twenty Four Hours To Live.

    Patient:
    24 HOURS! WHAT COULD BE WORSE?
    What's The Very Bad News?

    Doctor :
    I've Been Trying To Reach You Since Yesterday. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Man1 Sitting With Dog
    Man1 Sitting With Dog.
    Man2:Your Dog Bits?
    Man1: No
    Man 2 Sits And The Dog Bits!
    Man2 Angrily: You Said He Does Not Bit!
    Man:That Is Not My Dog.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • A Guy Walks Into Work
    A Guy Walks Into Work And Both Of His Ears Are All Bandaged Up.
    The Boss Asks:
    What Happened To Your Ears?

    He Says:
    Yesterday I Was Ironing A Shirt When The Phone Rang And Shhh! I Accidentally Answered The Phone.

    The Boss Asks:
    Well That Explains One Ear, What About To Your Other Ear?

    He Says:
    Well, Jeez, I Had To Call The Doctor!:-)=P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Son Swallowed A Razor Blade
    Doctor, Please Hurry.
    My Son Swallowed A Razor Blade.

    Don't Panic, I'm Coming Immediately, Have You Done Anything Yet?

    Yeah,
    I Shaved With The Electric Razor.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Won Mobile In A Running Race
    Girl-Nice Mobile.

    Where Did U Buy?


    Boy-I Won This In A Running Race.


    Girl-How Many People Participated?


    Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.:-)XD


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
English Funny SMS By Page: << 495051525354 5556575859 >>

Submit Your Comments: