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Latest English Funny SMS:
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I Hate You Get Lost
Girl: I Hate You Get Lost.
I Don't Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over.
Boy: What happened? I Didn't Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You.
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Girl: Shut Up I Don't Wanna Be With
You You Didn't * "Like" * My Status On Facebook. :(
By:
AsiM
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Girl's Status On Facebook
Girl's Status On FB....
...I'm Feeling Sad N Lonely....
1862 Comments..!!
Boy's Status On FB...
Goiing 2 Sucide..
2 Likes N 1 Comment
Yar
...Apni Bike Ki Chabi..
N
Mobile Deja..
N Tension Mat Lena Dono K Sath
Teri GF Ko B Sambhal Lunga. :-)
By:
AsiM
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Secret of Good Health
Dentist's Advice One
Secret of Good Health:
...Always Treat Your Toothbrush
Like A Girlfriend!!!
Don't Let Anybody Else Use It
&
Get A New 1 Every 3 Months.! B-)
Boys Wake up.
By:
AsiM
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A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly
A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly Tells
His Mother He's Fallen In Love
& Says" I M Goin To Bring Over 3 Women
& U Try & Guess Which1 Im Going To Marry"
Da Next Day,
He Brings 3 Beautiful Women Into D House &
Thy Chat 4a While
Later He Says, " Ok Maa,
Guess Which 1 Im Goin To Marry."
She Imediatly Replies,"The 1 On D Right.""
Thts Amazing, Ma.U R Right.How Did U Knw?"
The Pakistani Mother Replies
" I Dont Like Her"!!!! ...:-P
By:
AsiM
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