Bad News And Some Very Bad News
Doctor:
I Have Some Bad News And Some Very Bad News For You.
Patient:
Well You Might As Well Tell Me The Bad News First.
Doctor:
The Lab Called With Your Test Results.
They Said You Have Twenty Four Hours To Live.
Patient:
24 HOURS! WHAT COULD BE WORSE?
What's The Very Bad News?
Doctor :
I've Been Trying To Reach You Since Yesterday. :-)
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