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  • Newton's Wife To Newton
    Newton's Wife To Newton:
    How M I Looking?

    Newton: Tan c/sin c

    wife: Huh?

    Newton:
    tan c/sin c=(sin c/cos c)/sin c
    =1/cos c
    =sec c..!

    Naughty Newton.


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  • A Police Recruit Was Asked
    A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,

    "What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own Mother-In-Law??"

    He said,
    "Call For Backup."=DXP


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  • What Do U Call A Woman In Heaven?
    What Do U Call A Woman In Heaven?
    An Angel.

    A Crowd Of Woman In Heaven?
    A Host Of Angels.
    And
    All Woman In Heaven?

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    PEACE ON EARTH!=PXD


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  • Why Women Starts With W
    You Know Why Women Starts With 'W'
    Because All Questions Start With "W".
    Who ?
    Why ?
    What ?
    When ?
    Which ?
    Whom ?
    Where ?
    &
    Finally Wife..!!!=PXD


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  • What Is The Spelling Of Successful
    Spelling Lesson:

    Mr. Bean's Son:
    Dad, What Is The Spelling Of Successful.. ..Is It One "C" Or Two C?

    Mr. Bean:
    Make It Three C To Be Sure!:->=P


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  • When We Throw A Ball
    When We Throw A Ball In The Air Why Does It Comes Down?
    Non Physics Answers
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    B'coz No One Is There Up 2 Catch The Ball. :-)


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  • When Things Go Wrong
    When Things Go Wrong,
    When Sadness Fills Your Heart
    &
    When Tears Flow 4rm Your Eyes,
    Just Let Me Know.
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    Cause I Want 2b There 4 U!
    I Am Selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!:-)=P


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  • When You Have Done Wrong
    When You Have Done Wrong And You Are In Trouble,
    Go To Your Parents For A Sound Advice,
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    U'll get,
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    99% Sound 1% Advice... ;-P


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  • Do You Have Any Aches Or Pain?
    Doctor: "Do You Have Any Aches Or Pain?"

    Patient: "Yes Doctor, It Hurts Dread - Fully To Breath. The Pain I Have Is In My Breath."

    "Well, Don't Worry, "Chuckled The Doctor:
    "I'll Give You Something To Stop That.:-)


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