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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • An Old Lady Gave The Bus Driver
    An Old Lady Gave The Bus Driver Peanuts 2 Eat.
    Ths Happnd 4 Several Times.

    The Drivr Said:
    Y Have U Givn Me Such Wondrful Peanuts To Eat?
    Why Don't U Eat Thm Urself?'

    The Lady Replied:
    I Dont Have Teeth To Munch Thm'

    Drivr:
    Then Why U Bought Them?

    Old Lady:
    I Just Love The Chocolate Around Thm. Hahaha:-D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • A Boy Goes To See A Dance
    A Boy Goes To See A Dance.

    His Mom Angrily Asks Him:
    Did U See Anything There That
    U Were Not Supposed To See?

    Boy: Yes, I Saw Dad!=PXD


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Imagine You & Me Join NASA!
    Imagine You & Me Join NASA!
    Just Try To Imagine. . . .

    After 1 Month The Americans Will Have To Change

    Its Name From NASA To..



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    SATYANASA! :-D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • BOY:Do you have a PEN?
    BOY:Do you have a PEN?
    Girl: Yeah

    BOY: Oh.. Its Out Of Ink !
    Girl: What?
    ...You're Kidding, It Works!

    Boy: It Doesn't Work!
    Well, You Try...
    Go, Write Your
    Cell Phone Number Here... =P =D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Boy: yoU are sunshine of my life
    Boy: yoU are sunshine of my life,
    without yoU life is cloudy,
    yoU are in my heart like rainy water for barren land
    Girl: Janu! Is it proposal or weather report?


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Life Is Laced With LESS
    Our Life Is Laced With
    "LESS",
    Sample These Lines

    Telephone- Wire LESS
    Our Youth- Job LESS
    Our Food- Fat LESS
    Our Leaders- Shame LESS
    Our Govt- Hope LESS
    Our Police- Clue LESS
    Our Policies- Aim LESS
    Our Relations- Meaning LESS
    Our Attitude- Care LESS
    Our Feelings- Heart LESS
    Our Education- Value LESS
    Our Future- Direction LESS
    Our Expectations- End LESS


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • I've A Good n A Bad News
    Dr: I've A Good n A Bad News

    Patient: Whats d Bad News?

    ...Dr : Ur Symptoms Show That
    U r Turning Gay .. !

    Patient: Wht d Hell !
    n Whts d Good News ?

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    Dr. I Think U r CUTE ... =P =D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Boys Hate Asking Parents
    FACT !!

    Boys Hate Asking Parents
    For Money To Buy Girls Presents...

    So They Come Up With Ideas
    Like Saving Their Lunch Money For A Week ...

    But It Never Works
    Because
    Guys Are Always Hungry
    So They End Up Asking
    The Parents For Money Anyway ... =D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Predict Rajni Kanth's Death
    Paul The Octopus
    Was Asked To
    Predict Rajnikanth's Death...! ! ! !
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    We All Know
    Paul Died ... ! ! !=P =D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Behind Every Successful Man
    Teachr-
    "Behind Every Successful Man There
    Is A Woman"
    What V Learn From Dis????

    Students-
    V Should Stop Wasting Time In Studies
    &
    Find A Woman.......;-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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