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Son Swallowed A Razor Blade



Doctor, Please Hurry.
My Son Swallowed A Razor Blade.

Don't Panic, I'm Coming Immediately, Have You Done Anything Yet?

Yeah,
I Shaved With The Electric Razor.:-)



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