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Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Sentimental Love Cards
    Gal: Do U Have Any Sentimental Love Cards?

    Shopkeeper: How About This Card, It Says "To The Only Boy I Ever Loved".

    Gal: Great! I Want 10 Of Them.=P:->


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • I Beat U How U Stop Ur Anger?
    Dad 2 Son:When I Beat U How U Stop Ur Anger?

    Son: I Start Cleaning Toilet.

    Dad: How It Satisfy U?

    Son: I Clean It With Ur Toothbrush.:-D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • A Trial OfA Lover
    CASES AND THEIR TREATMENT ACCORDING TO CONTRACT ACT - A TRIAL OF A LOVER:

    1. "Jan Me Tmhare Liye Asman Se Taaray Tor Launga."
    Treatment: Impossible Act, Void Agreement.

    2. "Tm To Meri Jaan Ho."
    Treatment: Misrepresentation, Void Agreement.

    3. "Me Saari Zindagi Tmse Pyar Karunga."
    Treatment: Offer Made Without Concideration, Void Agreement.

    4. "Me Tmharey Bf Ko Jan Se Mardunga."
    Treatment: Offer Against Public Policy, Void Agreement.

    5. "Tmhe Mujhse Shaadi Karni He Paregi."
    Treatment: Offer Made By Coercion, Void Agreement.

    CONTRACT ACT ROCKS ... =P =D

    HaHaHaHa


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • I've Failed In 5 Subjects
    Dad: What's Ur Result?
    Son: I've Failed In 5 Subjects.
    Dad: From Now Onwards Don't Call Me "DAD".
    Son: Oh Come On Dad Its My School Test Not A DNA Test.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Scientists Have Finally Discovered
    Scientists Have Finally Discovered
    What Is Wrong With The Female Brain:

    On The Left Side,
    There Is Nothing Right,
    And
    On The Right Side,
    There Is
    Nothing Left. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Negro Friends Walkin Alone
    3 Negro Friends Walkin Alone r sudenly stoppd by a fairy.

    D fairy gav dem a chance 2 mak 1 wish each.
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    1st negro says, "Al my lyf i wntd 2 b white, plz mak me White"
    n in a *FLASH*, he bcmes Fair n Hndsum.

    2nd Negro also sd, "ME TOO"? Flash! He 2 bcme Fair.

    3rd Negro ws: Laughng his Head Off n da Fairy says,

    "Do stop laughng n tel me ur WISH!!"
    thn he says,
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    "MAKE DES 2GUYS BLACK AGAIN".
    Sum friends Are just kameeney..


  By: wroser   Send To Mobile
  • Which Book Has Helped
    TEACHER:
    Which Book Has Helped you most in your life?

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    STUDENT:
    My father's Cheque Book. :D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: GetDiscountCoupon   Send To Mobile
  • A Kid Was Beaten Up By His Mom
    A Kid Was Beaten Up By His Mom
    Dad Came And Asked
    What Happen Son?

    Kid Said:
    I Cant Adjust With Your Wife Anymore.
    I Want My Own.:-)

    by princess..........


  By: rabia   Send To Mobile
  • Funny But Reality Fact
    Funny But Reality,

    Our Parents Spend The First Years of Our Lives Teaching Us To Walk And Talk,


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    And The Next All Years Telling Us To Sit Down And Shut up" :-)


  By: GetDiscountCoupon   Send To Mobile
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