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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Actual Meanings of Some Words
    Actual Meanings of Some Words*

    Tc Bye:- Shut Up & Get Lost!
    Ahan:- im Really Not interested in Your Stuff Baby....
    Hmm:- So Why Are You Telling Me All This!
    Hey What Up:- im Bored! Talk To Me.
    ...Cool:- I've Heard Enough of You loser!
    Ok:- Whatever! Dont Eat My Brain Now.
    Lol:- Trust Me, i Have Absolutely Nothing To Say.

    XD=P:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Student Life Is So Easy
    Student Life Is So
    Easy ...
    Just Like
    Walk In The Park

    And

    Park Is Like
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    Jurassic Park .. =P;)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps
    World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

    1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

    2:- Sleeping on Lover's Shoulder When We Are Alone.
    ...
    3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


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  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Loot Lo Pakistan
    FILM
    "Loot Lo Pakistan"

    HERO: Asif Z@rdari

    HEROIN: Fozia Wahab

    SIDE HERO: Yousf Raza Gilani

    VILLANS: Sharif Brothers, Imran Khan & Sh. Rasheed

    DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY: Taliban

    ACTION BY: Pak Army

    SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice

    DIRECTOR: America

    FINANCED BY: Poor People Of Pakistan.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • The best Gifts 2 b Given
    The best Gifts 2 b Given...

    2 A Frnd: H0NESTY,
    2 An Enemy: FORGIVENESS,
    2 Parents: GRATEFULNESS,
    2 ALLAH: Ur LIFE,
    2 Me:

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    NOKIA 5230
    SONY LAPTOP
    BMW etc etc. :-)=D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • When Nobody Is With You
    When U Feel Alone
    When Nobody Is With You
    When Nobody Is Near You
    When U Miss Everybody,

    That Means,

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    U Are In "TOILET". :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Old Love Stories Started From Eyes
    OLD LOVE STORIES:

    Started From Eyes.

    Grew With Gifts

    Ended With Tears.

    NEW LOVE STORIES:

    Starts From Mobile

    Grows With Dates

    Ends With Sim Change. ;->


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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