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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • 3 Tenses with Example
    Teacher: Tell me 3 Tenses with Example

    Boy: I Saw your Daughter Yesterday
    (Past)

    We are in Love Now
    (Present)

    We Will Run Away Tomorrow
    (Future)


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  • Nurse Is A Beautiful Dashing Girl
    ~Definition Of A Nurse~:

    "Nurse Is A Beautiful Dashing Girl
    Holding Ur Hand Looking In Ur Eyes
    And Still Wants....
    .
    .
    .
    Ur Pulse Will Be Normal.":-)


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  • Company Manager To Peon
    "Company Manager 2 Peon",

    This Is Ur 3rd Lie In This Month,
    Did U Know What We Do Wid Da Liars??

    "Yes Sir",
    U Promote Him As A Salesman When They
    Became Expert 2 Tell A Lie.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly
    A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly Tells
    His Mother He's Fallen In Love
    & Says"I M Goin To Bring Over 3 Women
    & U Try & Guess Which1 Im Going To Marry"

    Da Next Day,

    He Brings 3 Beautiful Women Into D House &

    Thy Chat 4a While

    Later He Says, " Ok Maa,
    Guess Which 1 Im Goin To Marry."

    She Imediatly Replies,"The 1 On D Right.""

    Thts Amazing, Ma.U R Right.How Did U Knw?"



    The Pakistani Mother Replies

    " I Dont Like Her"!!!! ...:-P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Plz Tell Me Frankly
    Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!

    Do I Look Stupid ?
    ...A Dumb Or Duffer ?

    Do I Really Have A Funny Face ?
    ....Like An Alien ???

    Plz Be Frank
    ...Actually Someone Told Me That!!!
    " I Look Like U ".XD=P:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


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  • A Kid Was Beaten Up
    A Kid Was Beaten Up By His Mom
    Dad Came And Asked
    What Happen Son?

    Kid Said:
    I Cant Adjust With Your Wife Anymore.
    I Want My Own.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Want 2 Become My Son-In-Law
    Lady : So, You Want 2 Become My Son-In-Law????


    Boy: Not Really...!!!
    But I Don't See Any Other Way 2 Marry Ur Daughter!XP=D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • A Kid On His Way To Home
    A Kid On His Way To Home With His Mom,
    Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road

    He Suddenly Shouted And Said:
    Look Mom They Are Fighting For A

    "Chewing GUM..:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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