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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • 1 Bazurg
    1 BuZrg Se Kisi Ne Pocha Ap Hmesha Zamen Pe Q Soty Hn?
    Qurban Jao Us Buzrg Pr Unho Ne Boht Khobsurt Jwab Dya
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    Puttr Mri Mrzi...


  By: Ammár_Chán   Send To Mobile
  • Chaand Ki Tarha Haseen Thi
    Wo Larki Bohat Khubsoorat Thi..

    Chaand Ki Tarha Haseen Thi..

    Me Us Se Dil Ki Baat Kehny Se Darta Tha..

    Aakhir Ek Din Himmat Ker K Us K Derwazy Per Ja Pohncha
    Aur Us Se Piyar Bhari Awaz Me Kaha:

    "CHANDA"
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    Wo Muskurati Hui Andar Gai Aur
    Wapas Aaker Mere Hath Per 100 Rupay Rakh Diye..

    Me Ny Herani Se Pucha: Ye Kiya.?

    Wo Muskura Ker Boli:

    "CHANDA".. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Privacy
    Tiger: Ye Saale DISCOVERY Walon Ny Bohat Pareshan Kiya Hua Hai,
    Kuch Ker Hi Nahi Sakty..

    Zebra: Kyun Kiya Hua..??

    Tiger: Kiya Bataun, Hamara MMS Bana Lete Hen,
    Koi Privacy Hi Nahi Rahi Hai,
    Aur Phir Kehty Hen Tiger Kam Ho rahy Hen.. ;-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Loose Motion
    Mobile Company K Salesman Ko Loose Motion Lag Gaye..

    Wo Doctor K Pass Gaya Aur Kaha:

    "Doctor Sahab, Subha Se Unlimited
    Outgoing Chal Rahi Hai,
    Ander Se Nai Nai Ringtones Sunai De Rahi Hen,
    Pet Me Balance Khatam Ho Gaya Hai,
    Thora Bhi Recharge Kerta Hun
    To 5 Minute Ya Discharge Ho Jata Hai,
    Meharbani Ker K Ye Scheme Band Ker Den.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Too Much
    Aap Ny Dil Churaya,
    Hum Khamosh Rahy..

    Aap Ny Neend Churai,
    Hum Khamosh Rahy..

    Aap Ny Hansi Churai,
    Hum Khamosh Rahy..

    But Its Too Much Yaar
    CHAPPAL Bhi Chura Li.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Doggy Subha Se Shaam
    Ek Doggy Subha Se Shaam Tak
    Bhonkta Raha..
    BAOBAO
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    BAOBAO
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    BAOBAO
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    BAOBAO
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    BAOBAO

    Ji Haan Bilkul Aisay Hi.. :-D ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Branch Manager
    Ek Larki Roz Subha Subha
    Darakht Ki Shaakh Per Ja Ker Beth Jati..

    Bataen Q.??

    Nahi Pata..?

    MBA Ker K Pagal Ho Gai THi,
    Apny Aap Ko "Branch Manager"
    Samajhny Lagi Thi.. ;-)

    Hahahahaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Discovery Wale
    Sher Sherni Ko Kiss Kerny Laga To
    Sherni Ny Rok Diya Aur
    Idhar Udhar Dekhny Lagi..

    Sher: Kiya Hua.??

    Sherni: Dekh Rahi Hun K
    Aas Pass Discovery Wale To Nahi,
    Saaly MMS Bana Lete Hen Hamara.. ;-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Screw Driver
    Soch Raha Hun Aapki Rooh Me Utar ker Dekhun,,
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    Konsa "Keera" Hai Jo
    Aap Ko Meri "Post Like" Nahi Kerny Deta.. ;-)

    (,")/
    <)( Chhoty Screw Driver To Le Aa Bhaag Ker.. :-D

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bhaagny Ki Speed
    Ek Bohat Hi Eham Sawal,
    Plz Ignore Mat Kerna..

    "Koi Bataye Ga K
    Bhaag Ker Shadi Kerny K Liye
    Bhaagny Ki Speed Kitni Honi Chahiye.?"

    Repy Zarur Kerna.. :-D
    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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