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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Weekend
    On Saturday Noon..

    An Old Man with a Hot Girl entered a Jewellery shop
    and chose a Ring worth $200000 for the Girl.
    .
    Giving Cheque, He said he'd Collect the Ring
    on Monday after the Cheque is cleared.
    .
    On Monday,
    Jeweller called up the Old man:
    "There is no Money in ur Account."
    .
    Old Man: Mujhy Pata Hai,
    Magar Tum Khud Samajh Sakty Ho K
    Mera Weekend Kesa Guzra Ho Ga. ;-) :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • New Film
    * * * *

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    ** The End **


    U have Just Watched My New Film:


    "TAARE MOBiLE PAR".. ;-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Tere Bina
    Tere Bina Mujhy

    Saans Tak Nahi Aati..
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    I Love U
    "My Nose".. ;-p :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Bheegi Hui Ladki
    Barsaat Ki Wo Sard Raat
    Aur Bheegi Hui Ladki,
    .
    .
    Bheega Badan,
    .
    Bheegi Zulfen, .
    .
    Bheege Honth .
    .
    Nazare Mili To
    Maine Socha
    .
    Kal Use 100% Zukaam Hoga.. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Aapki Tasveer
    Hamara Paper Tha Aur Hum Udaas Ho Gaye..

    Hum Ny Puri Sheet Per Aapki Tasveer Bana Dali Aur Pass Ho Gaye..

    Q K,,
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    Paper Drawing Ka Tha Aur,
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    ,
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    CARTOON Banana Tha.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pehla Khat
    Ek Khubsoorat Larki Medical Store Wale K Pass Gai..

    Wo Kafi Sharma Rahi Thi..

    Medical Store Wala:
    "Ji Aap Ko Kiya Chahiye??"

    Larki Ny Ghabrate Huwe Purse Se Ek Khat Nikala Aur
    Us Ko Dete Huwe Boli:

    "Bhai Sahab, Mera Mangeter Doctor Hai,
    Ye Us Ka Pehla Khat Hai,
    Kiya Aap Is Ko Parh Ker Suna Denge".. ;-) :-D

    Hahahhaaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Rupay Ka Sawal Hai Baba
    Faqeerni: Aye Bhaai, 1 Rupya De Do,
    3 Din Se Bhooki Hun..

    Admi: Tum 3 Din Se Bhooki Ho To Sirf 1 Rupay Ka Kiya Kero Gi??

    Faqeerni: Weight Check Kerungi,
    Kitna Kam Hua Hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Shaam Ko Aunty Ny Bataya
    Me Bhi Kitna NaSamajh Hun Dost Jo
    Teri Khamoshi Aur Udaasi Ki
    Waja Bhi Na Jaan Saka,,

    Wo To,

    Shaam Ko Aunty Ny Bataya K,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
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    Aaj Teri Pitaai Hui Thi.. ;-) :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Boyfriend K Sath Date Per Gai
    2 Larkiyan Baaten Ker Rahi thi..

    1st: Kal Raat Me Apny Boyfriend K Sath Date Per Gai,
    Bohat Maza Aya..

    2nd: Wow Really, Kiya Kiya Hua.??

    1st: Wo Mujhy Apny Ghar Le Gaya, Wahan Koi Nahi Tha,
    Phir Us Ny Mujhy Kiss Kiya,
    Aur Mere Red Top Ka Pehla Button Khola
    Jo Me Ny Mall Se Khareeda Tha..

    2nd: Wow Tu Ny Naya Top Khareeda Hai.??

    1st: Haan, Wahan Sale Lagi Thi Me Ny Aur Bhi Kapray Khareedy Thy..

    2nd: Wow, Kiya Wahan Abhi Bhi Sale Lagi Hai.??

    1st: Haan..

    2nd: Chal Phir Shopping K Liye Chalty Hen.. :-)

    Moral:
    Sorry, Ye Larkiyan Hen,
    Kabhi Bhi TOPIC Change Ker Sakti Hen.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Kiya Khao Gi
    Pappu Apni Dehati Mangeter Ko Restaurant Le Ker Gaya..

    Pappu: Kiya Khao Gi.??

    Larki: Jo Aap Ki Marzi.

    Pappu Waiter Se: Menu Le Aao.

    Larki Sharma Ker: Ji Me Bhi Menu Hi Kha Lungi.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
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