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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Janweron Ka Doctor
Doctor Aurat Se:
Me Aap K Shoher Ka Ilaaj Nahi Ker Sakta
QK Me Janweron Ka Doctor Hun..
Aurat: Me Isi Liye To Aap K
Pass Aai Hun QK
Mere Shoher Ko Neend Me
"Laaten" Chalany Ki Aadat Hai.. ;-)
Hahahha
By:
Maha Abro
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Ek Admi Machli K Shikar Per
Ek Admi Machli K Shikar Per Gaya..
Kanty Me "Kechwa" Laga Ker Dor Pani Me Daal Di.
Kafi Dair Tak Koi Machli Na Phansi To
Kechwa Hata Ker Roti Ka Tukra Lagaya..
.
Dopehar Ho Gai Koi Machli Na Phansi.
Aakhir
Roti Hata Ker Gosht Ka Tukra Lagaya..
Magar
Machli Gosht Per Bhi Na Aai,
To Us Ny
Ghusse Me Saman Sameta Aur
Kuch Rupay Pani Me
Phenk Ker Kaha:
"Kambakhto, Jo Cheez Tumhen Pasand Ho,
Khud Hi Khareed ker Kha Lena".. ;-)
Hahahha
By:
Maha Abro
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Mamla Insaf Ka Hai
Aadmi: Molvi Sahab,
Piston Ka Halwa Mazedar Hota Hai Ya Badam ka.??
Moli: Mamla Insaf Ka Hai Is Liye
Halwon Ki Ghair-Mojudgi Me
Faisla Nahi Sunaya Ja Sakta.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Socho Yaar Socho
Postman "Post" Lata Hai..
Milkman "MilK" Lata Hai..
Paperman "Paper" Lata Hai,
To Phir Aakhir,
"Fireman" "Water" Q Lata Hai??.. ;-)
Socho Yaar Socho..
Socho Gy To Mulk Badly Ga Na.. :-D
Hahahha
By:
Maha Abro
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Mithai ki Dukan
Dost:
Yaar Tumhari Dukan Mithai ki hai.
To kya Tumhara Dil nhi krta
Mithai khane ko..??
.
Pappu: Yaar,
Dil To Bohat Kerta Hai,
Magar Papa Gulab Jaman Gin k jate hen,
To.....
Isliye..
.
Sirf Choos ker rakh deta hun.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Blood Group
Doctor Admi Se:
Aapka Aur Aapki Bivi Ka
Blood Group Ek Hi Hai..
Aadmi: Wo To Hona Hi Tha,
,
,
30 Saal Se Mera Khoon Jo Pi Rahi Hai.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Chor Machaye Shor
Pappu: Aaj Me GF K Ghar Gaya To Achanak Us Ka Baap Aagaya..
Dost: OHO Phir To Tumhen Jooty Pary Hongy.?
Pappu: Nahi GF Ny Chor Chor Ka Shor Macha Diya..
Dost: Acha Phir..?
Pappu: Shor Sun Ker Us Ka Baap Bahar Bhaag Gaya Aur
Jin Logon Ki Wo Chri Ker K Aya Tha Unho Ny Usay Khoob Koota.. ;-)
Dost: Phir Tum Ny Usay Bachaya Nahi.?
Pappu: Nahi Yaar Wo Ghalat Time Per
Ghar Aya Tha To Me Ny Bhi 2,4 Hath Jama Diye.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Dawat Me Doctor Ki
Dawat Me Doctor Ki Mulaqat Ek Larki Se Hui..
Larki: Aap K Ilaaj Se Mujhy Bohat Faaida Pohcha Hai, Thank U..
Doctor: Aap Ko Kiya Marz Tha..??
Larki: Mareez Me Nahi Mere Chacha Thy,
Aur Ab Me Un Ki Sari Jaidad Ki Tanha Malik Hun.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Bohat Bezti Hoti Hai
Pappu: Abbu Aap Bhi Mere Sath School Me Parha Karen,
Aap Ki Waja Se Wahan Meri Bohat Bezti Hoti Hai..
Baap: Magar Q Beta..??
Pappu: Me Jab Bhi Apna Homework Dikhata Hun To
Teacher Kehta Hai K,
"Tu Zarur Kisi Nalaaik Ki Aulad Hai." ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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