Loose Motion
Mobile Company K Salesman Ko Loose Motion Lag Gaye..
Wo Doctor K Pass Gaya Aur Kaha:
"Doctor Sahab, Subha Se Unlimited
Outgoing Chal Rahi Hai,
Ander Se Nai Nai Ringtones Sunai De Rahi Hen,
Pet Me Balance Khatam Ho Gaya Hai,
Thora Bhi Recharge Kerta Hun
To 5 Minute Ya Discharge Ho Jata Hai,
Meharbani Ker K Ye Scheme Band Ker Den.. ;-)
Hahhaha
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