Buy PUBG Mobile UC in Pakistan
SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • 3G
    Agar Koi Ladki Ghar me Bhi
    Make up laga kar Ghume to Samjh Lo K
    .
    .
    Ki
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Uska Mobile Phone 3G Hai. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Hathi ki Beti
    Chuhon ki Gang Talwar le kr Bhag Rhi thi..

    Sher ne Pucha: Kya hua.?

    1 Chuha Bola: Udhr Hathi ki Beti ko
    Kisi ne Chhera Hai Aur Naam Hamara aya hai.
    .
    "LASHEN BICHHA DENGE SALON KI." ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Only One Food
    My Friend Thinks He is Very Smart.
    He told me "An onion is the only food
    that makes you cry."

    Bas Phir Kiya Tha,
    "Me Ny Poora Naaryal Us K Munh Per De Mara.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Important Msg
    Aaj Raat 9 Bajay
    Me Ny Eh Choti Sa
    Program Rakha Hai,
    Aap Zaroor Aaiye Ga,
    Is Program Me

    Chicken Broast,

    Cold Drinks,

    Pizza,

    Burger,

    Samosay,

    Pakoray,

    Chaat,

    Dahi Baray,

    Aur
    Ice Cream Se

    Hony Walay
    Nuksanat K Baary Me
    Bataya Jayega..

    Aap Se Khaas Tor Per Shirkat Ki Darkhast Hai.
    Ana Mat Bhulye Ga.. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pehly Aap Ny
    Pehly Aap Ny Mujh Ko Dekha,,

    Phir Me Ny Aap Ko Dekha,,

    Phir Aap Mere Pichay Aaye,,

    Aaty Gaye, Aaty Gaye,,

    Phir,,?

    Phir,,?

    Phir,,?

    Phir,,?

    Phir,,?

    Phir Kiya,,

    Mujhy Aap Ko 1 Rupiya Dena Hi Para.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • FACEBOOK USERS
    REALITY OF FACEBOOK USERS:
    .
    Kali Kaloti Ladki,
    FB name WHITE ANGEL.
    .
    Motta Genda Ladka,
    FB name SMARTY GUY.
    .
    Darpook Looser Bacha,
    FB name THE KILLER.
    .
    Muhally ki Desi Ladki,
    FB name PRINCESS ROCKS.
    .
    45 Years ki Aunty,
    FB name THE DOLL RETURNS.
    .
    .
    60 Years ka Baba,
    FB name THE YOUNG KING.. :-p :-D ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • FALTU MESSAGE
    FALTU MESSAGE

    Teacher: Agar 1 Aam k Darakht Per
    10 Keley Lagy Hon aur Us Me Se
    7 Amrud Tor Lye Jaen to Baki Kitny Kharbozy Bachy????

    Student: Sir 9 Hathi

    Teache: Wah, Tumko kese pata chla.?

    Student: QK Sir Aaj Me Tiffin me Truck Ka tyre Rakh K Laya Hun

    Moral:

    Rozana Bursh Karo Warna Petrol Mehnga Ho Jahy Ga
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    Kaha Bhi Hai Faltu Msg,
    Phr bhi Parhen gy zror
    Farig Awam :-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Real Fact Of Movies
    Real Fact Of Movies..
    .
    Boys ke liye Film bani to
    "Ek Tha Tiger”,,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    And
    .
    GIRLz ka Number aaya to
    Film Bani
    “Ek thi Daayan” :-D

    Hahahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Divorce
    Machchar ne Apni Wife ko Divorce de diya..
    Pata hai kyu..??
    ..

    ..

    ..

    ..

    Bolta Hai..

    Uske Bachhe ki Ragon me kisi aur ka Khoon Hai. ;-) :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Lux Sabun Ka Add
    Lux Sabun Ka Add Dekh Ker
    Me Hamesha Confuse Ho Jata Hun K
    "Isay Khaaun Ya Is Se Nahaun"
    ,
    ,
    Doodh, Badam, Anday Aur
    Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya
    Mewe Dalty Hen K
    Mun Me Paani Aajata Hai.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
Urdu Funny SMS By Page: << 596061626364 6566676869 >>

Submit Your Comments: