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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Aap Se Matlab
    Ek Faqeer Rupay Jama kerane Bank gaya..

    Officer: Ye Note Bilkul Phata hua hai, Dusra do.

    Faqeer: Abe Me Apne A/c me Jama kar raha hun,
    Phata karun ya Naya, Tujhe kya Matlab hai Bay. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pappu Police Station ja kar
    Pappu Police Station ja kar:
    "Mujhe Phone par Jaan se Maarne ki Dhamki Mil rahi hai.

    Inspector: Kon de raha hai?

    Pappu: K-Electric Wale,
    Kehte hen Bill nahi Bhara to "Kaat" Denge.. ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Save Phone Battery
    Best way to Save Phone Battery..

    "Agar Aap Apny Phone Ki
    Battery Save Rakhna Chahty Hen To
    Aap Ko Chahiye K
    .
    Apny Papa K Sath Betha Karen.." ;-)

    Ab Thank You Bol Ker Sharminda Mat Ker Yaar. ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Himesh Ka Kutta
    Himesh Ka Kutta Ghar Se Bhaag Gaya.

    Dusray Kutton Ny Waja Puchi To Us Ny Kaha:

    "Yaar, Roz Raat Ko Ghar Per
    Gaane Ki Practice Himesh Kerta Tha Aur
    Subha Log Mujhy Maarte Thy.." :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Jungle Me Sapera Been
    Jungle Me Sapera Been Liye
    Betha Tha..

    Gaur Farmaiye Ga..

    Jungle Me Sapera Been Liye
    Baitha Tha,,

    Saanp Aur Bhi Kamina Tha
    Wo
    Earphone Lagaye Betha Tha.. :-D :-)

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Joke Of The Year
    Pappu Ko Us K Dost Ny Msg Kiya:
    "Oye Joke Bhej."

    Pappu Ny Reply Kiya:
    Me Padhai ker reha hun.
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    Thori Dair Baad Dost Ka Phir Msg Aya..
    .
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    "Hahahaha
    Mast hai Yaar!
    Isi Tarha K 2,4 Aur Bhej Jaldi.."

    Hadd hai Yaar.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ander Ka Piyar
    Dost Pappu Se:
    Kal Tum Apni GF ke Sath Date Per Gaye Thy,
    Kiya Huaa..??

    Pappu: I Told Her,
    If U luv me, kal BLACK pehen k aana.

    Wo RED pehen k aayi.
    Mujhe Bohat Bura laga..

    Magar Jab Wo Coffee Uthane Jhuki
    to Mujhy Pata Chala K,
    Wo to Mujhe andar se Piyar karti hai. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Piyar Apna Itna Gehra ho
    Aansu Tere Nikle aur Aankhe Meri hon..
    .
    Dil Tera Dharke Aur Dhadkan Meri ho..
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    Khuda kare Piyar Apna Itna Gehra ho,

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    Log Tujhe Peeten Jab Ghalti Meri Ho.. ;-p :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Anguthe Ka Istemal
    Question: "Gawaar" Kis Ko Kehte Hen.?

    Answer: Jo "Anguthe" Ka Istemal Krta Hai,
    Wese is Waqt Kahin Aap To
    Anguthe Ka EstmaaL Nahi Ker Rahe Ho.?

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Chori Ka Gift
    Pappu Dost se:
    Yaar Mene Apni Girlfriend ko
    Uski Birthday pe Apni Behan ki
    New Diamond Ring Chori ker k Gift me di.
    .
    Dost (Thappad maar kar):
    Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharidi
    thi Mene..
    .
    Pappu: Saale Marta Q hai
    Tere Ghar hi to Wapis gai hai. ;-p

    Oo Teriii... :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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