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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Anda Aur Danda
    Teacher: Anday Aur Danday Me Kiya Farq Hai??

    Pappu: Koi Farq Nahi Hai,
    Dono Garam Kerny Wali Cheezen Hen,
    Anda Jism Ko Andar Se Garam Kerta Hai,
    Aur Jab Danda Parta Hai To
    Bahar Ka Jism Bhi Garam Ho Jata Hai.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Meri Girl Friend Kho Gai
    Ek Larka Police Inspector Se:
    "Sir Meri Girl Friend Kuch Din Se Lapata Hai."

    Inspector: Aakhri Baar Kahan Dekha Tha.??

    Larka: Facebook Per 3 Din Pehly.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pappu Aam Bech Raha Tha
    Pappu Aam Bech Raha Tha..

    Aadmi: Bhai Aam Kese De Rahy Ho??

    Pappu: Pehly Tarazu Me Tol K Shopper Me Dalta Hun Aur
    Paisay Le Leta Hun.. ;-)

    Hehehehe


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Mere 2000 Rupay Wapas
    Ek Dost Dusry Se:
    "Mere 2000 Rupay Wapas Ker Do
    Warna Qayamat K Din Me Tumhary Seeny Per Bethunga.

    Dusra Dost: Mujhy Bohat Sary
    Logon Ka Qarz Ada Kerna Hai,
    Agar Tumhen Kahin Jaga Mily To Tum Bhi Beth Jana.. ;-)

    Hahahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Hamary Padosi
    Ek Aurat Ny Apni Saheli Se Kaha:
    "Hamary Padosi Hamari Sari Baaten Sun Lete Hen."

    Saheli: Tum Apni Deewar Oonchi Q Nahi Kerwa Leti.??

    Aurat: Kerwa To Lun,
    Magar Phir Hum Un Ki Baaten Kese Sun Sakenge.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Head Lights
    Pappu Raat Ko Head Lights Band Ker K Gari Chala Raha Tha,..

    Achanak Police Ny Rok Liya..

    Police: Tum Head Lights Band Ker K Gari Q Chala Rahy Ho??

    Pappu: Hukumat Ki Waja Se,
    Us Ny Ailaan Kiya Hai K
    6 Bajy K Baad Sab Faltu Lights Band Ker Do.. ;-)

    Hahhaaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bahadur
    Pappu: Mere Dada Ny 1957 Ki Jung Me Dushman Ki Tangen Kaat Di Thin.

    Dost: Acha Sir Q Nahi Kata Tha.??

    Pappu: Wo To Pehly Hi Kata Para Tha.. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Bakra Kitny Ka Hai
    Admi: Ye Bakra Kitny Ka Hai.??

    Malik: 70,000 Ka..

    Admi Heran Ho Ker:
    "Touch Screen Wala Hai Kiya.??" ;-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Apni Bivi Ko Parties Me
    Sardar To Boss:
    Sir Aap Apni Bivi Ko Parties Me Q Nahi Le Jaty.??

    Boss: Q K Wo Gaaun Ki Hai.

    Sardar: Oh. Sorry Boss,
    Me Samjha Wo Sirf Aap Ki Bivi Hen.. ;-) ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Gaaun Ki Murgi
    Ek Admi Apni Murgi Bechny Gaya..

    Dukandar: Is Ka Sir Q Neechay Jhuka Hai.??

    Admi: Ye Gaaun Ki Murgi Hai Is Liye Sharma Rahi Hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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