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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Robot Car
    Ek Aadmi ne Robot Car khareedi.
    Ek din usne car ko order diya:
    "Go & bring my children from school."
    .
    Car gai aur bohut der tak wapas nahi aai.
    .
    Aadmi Tension me Police complaint karne Ja hi raha tha,
    Itne me Car bohut saare Bachon ko leke aagai,
    Jisme uski Nokrani ke 2, Parosan ke 3,
    Uski Saali ka 1 aur uski Secretary k 2 Bachey the..
    .
    Aadmi Tension me aa gaya.
    .
    Patni ne kaha:
    Iska matlab ye saare Bachey Tumhare hen.?
    .
    Pati ne kaha:
    Ye to Me baad me Bataunga pehle
    Ye batao Car Hamare 2 Bachon ko Q nahi leke aai.? ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Admi Samandar Me Safar
    Ek Admi Samandar Me Safar Ker Raha Tha..
    Achanak Toofan Aya Aur Jahaz Doob Gaya..
    Admi Tairta Hua Ek Jazeery Me Pohncha..
    .
    Us Ny Socha K Wo
    Darakht Ki Lakri Se Kashti Bana Ker Yahan Se Nikal Jaye Ga..
    .
    Achanak Ek Bohat Khubsurat Aurat Wahan Aagai..
    .
    Phir Un Dono Ny Mil Ker
    Darakht Ki Lakri Se
    Ek Bohat Hi Khubsurat
    .
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    "Bed" Tayyar Kiya Aur
    Kushi Kushi Rehny Lagy.. ;-)

    Moral:
    Aurten Aadmi Ka Dimagh Kahin Bhi Pher Sakti Hen.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pagal Dusray Se
    Ek Pagal Dusray Se:
    Suna Tum Ny Ek Aadmi Kunwe Me Gir Ker Jaan Se Hath Dho Betha..

    2nd Pagal:
    Pagal Tha Sala,
    Jab Kunwe Me Gira Hi Tha To
    Jaan Se Hath Dhony Ki Kiya Zarurat Thi,
    ,
    Pani Se Hi Hath Dho Leta.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Gosht Ka Nagha Hai
    Ek Dehati Pehli Baar Shehar K Hotel Me Gaya..

    Dehati: Ek Gosht Ki Plate Le Aaen..

    Manager: Aaj Gosht Ka Nagha Hai..

    Dehati: Koi Baat Nahi,
    Ek Plate Naghay Ki Le Aaen.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Naya Fashion Hai
    Ek Aadmi Ny Apna Kurta Aagy Se
    Patloon K Ander Kiya Hua Tha Jab K
    Peechy Se Patloon Se Bahar Tha..

    Dost Ny Dekha To Pucha:
    Q Yaar Kiya Ye Koi Naya Fashion Hai.??

    Aadmi Bola:
    Nahi Yaar, Asal Me Aagay Se
    Mera Kurta Aur
    Peechay Se Meri Patloon
    Phati Hui Hai.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Jab Train Me Safar Ker Rahy Hon
    Ek Aadmi Ny Molvi Se Pucha:
    "Molvi Sahab, Jab Train Me Safar Ker Rahy Hon To
    Kis Taraf Munh Ker K Namaz Parhni Chahiye.??"
    .
    .
    Molvi Sahab Itminan Se Boly:
    .
    "Jahan Aap Ka Samaan Rakha Ho.." ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Mota Aadmi
    Ek Mota Aadmi Oonchi Building se Gir Gaya.
    Hospital me Hosh Aya To Pucha:
    "Kiya Me Zinda Hun.?"

    Nurse Boli:
    Tum To Zinda Ho,
    Lekin Tum Jis Per Giry Thy Wo
    Bechara Mar Gaya.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Khubsurat Q banaya
    Boy to GOD:
    Tumne Girls ko itna
    Khubsurat Q banaya..?

    GOD: Taki tum
    Usse Pyar kr sako..

    Boy: To Phir Tumne Usey
    Akal kam Q di..??

    GOD: Taki Wo Tumse Pyar kr sako.. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhen Sharam Nahi Aati
    Judge Chor Ko Saza Sunaty Huwe:
    Tum Teesri Baar Yahan Aaye Ho,
    Tumhen Sharam Nahi Aati.??

    Chor:
    Janab Phir To Aap Ko Doob Marna Chahiye
    QK Aap Roz Yahan Aate Hen.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Sanki Log
    Pappu: Yaar Ye Buzurg Log Bhi Kitne Sanki Hote Hen,
    Choti Choti Baton Pe Rishte Khatam kr Dete Hen.

    Pinky: Kya Hua?

    Pappu: Tune Suna Nahi,
    "Mungphali Me Dana Nahi
    Hum Tumhare Nana Nahi.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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