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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Pheri Wala Awaz Laga Raha Tha
    Pheri Wala Awaz Laga Raha Tha:
    "Raddi De Do, Purana Saman De Do.."
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    Ek Aurat Bahar Nikal Ker Boli:
    Abhi Mere Shoher Office Gaye Hen,
    Tum Shaam Me Aana.." ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Joke Nahi Hai
    Ye Msg 7,000 Logon Ko Send Karen..
    Do Not Ignore!
    Ye Koi Joke Nahi Hai..
    Is me Aap K Liye Gift Hai,,
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    After A Month
    U Will Receive Something Big
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    UR BILL.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Mardon Ki Purani Aadat Hai
    "Female" me "Male" Aata hai..

    "She" me "He" Aata Hai..

    "Woman" me "Man" Aata hai..

    Q K...

    Mardon Ki Purani Aadat Hai,
    Aurton Me Ghusnay Ki.. ;-) ;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Doctor Pagal se
    Doctor Pagal se: Tum Chhat se neechy Q latak rahay ho??

    Pagal: Me Ek Bulb hun.

    Doctor: To phir Jal Q nahi rahay Ho??

    Pagal: Pagal K Bachay Ye Pakistan hai,
    Yahan Light nahi hoti.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Uncle ke Pair Padh
    Dad: "Beta Uncle ke Pair Padh"

    Pappu Jhuk Ker:
    "Per Papa Inke Pair pe to Kuch likha hi Nahi hai" ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Insani Huqooq
    Ek Maa ne Apny Betay ko Insani Huqooq Batany ke Baad Pucha:

    "Agar Bus me Tumhara Paun kisi Admi ke Paun pr Aajaye to Tum kiya karo gy.?"

    Beta: "Me Maafi Maang lunga"

    Maa: "Shabash. Acha agar Wo Khush ho kr Ek Rupya de de to.?"

    Beta: "To Phir Me Dubara Uss ke Paun pe Paun Rakh dunga".. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Rupay ka Sawal
    Bhikari Aadmi se: Bhai 2 Rupay ka Sawal Hai.?

    Aadmi: Sirf 2 Rupay Hi kiun?

    Bhikari: Me Aadmi ki Auqaat Dekh kar hi Mangta hun.. ;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Larki Ka Baap Larky Se
    Larki Ka Baap Larky Se:
    Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se Piyar Ker Rahy Ho??

    Larka: 4 Mahinay Se Sir..

    Baap: Mujhy Yaqeen Nahi Aaraha..

    Larka: 5 Mahinay Intzar Karen,
    Phir Khud Hi Yaqeen Aajaye Ga.. ;-)

    hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Sahab 1 Rupya De Do
    Faqeerni: Sahab 1 Rupya De Do, 3 Din Se Bhooki Hun..

    Aadmi: 3 Din Se Bhooki Hai to 1 Rupye Ka Kiya Kerogi.??
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    Faqeerni: Wazan Dekhun gi Kitna Kam Ho Gaya.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Nani K Qadmon K Neechy
    Guddu: Yaar Pappu, Agar
    Maa K Qadmo K Neechy Jannat Hoti Hai To
    Nani K Qadmon K Neechy Kiya Hota Hai.??
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    Pappu: Jannat-2

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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