Ammár_Chán's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Ammár_Chán
Location: Layyah
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 18 Nov 2016
About Ammár_Chán:
Hell0 Friends.
I Like Poetry Sms u can send me sms on following Emails
Ammarchan91@gmail.com
03047348311.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Ammár_Chán
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Tongue Twisters
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
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How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?
from the comicCalvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson
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How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
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Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
by Raymond Weisling
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Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.
Category: Tongue Twister SMS
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Educational Degrees and Job
Educational Degrees and Job Titles
Abbreviations often show up in describing educational degrees and job titles.
For example:
*. BA - Bachelor of Arts
*. BS - Bachelor of Science
*. MA - Master of Arts
*. M.PHIL or MPHIL - Master of Philosophy
*. JD - Juris Doctor
*. DC - Doctor of Chiropractic
*. PA - Personal Assistant
*. MD - Managing Director
*. VP - Vice President
*. SVP - Senior Vice President
*. EVP - Executive Vice President
*. CMO - Chief Marketing Officer
*. CFO - Chief Financial Officer
*. CEO - Chief Executive Officer
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Category: Abbreviation SMS
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Oxygen
Uncle: Aur beta kya karte ho ajkal?
Me: Scientist hoon uncle
Uncle: Aray wah Kya
karte ho?
Me: Bethe bethe Oxygen ko CO2 me convert karta hn
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Larkiyon Ki Problems..
Larkiyon Ki Problems.
# Mota Larka Pasand Nhi Aata.
# Smart Larka Lift Nhi Krata.
# Beautifull Larka Milta Nhi....
Aur,
/"A Chan "
T0 In Chakkaro Mein Parta Hi Nahi...!!! ;)
(',')/ Jo hum se jaly
<) ( Thora side pe
_//_ chalay... :-)
Category: Punjabi Funny SMS
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Kitne Mein Dogi
BOY:
Hum hain Jogi
Kitne mein dogi
GIRL:
Hil Hil k dungi
500 rupey loongi
BOY:
100 rupe dunga
Hil Khud hi loonga
GIRL:
Saaly 100 bhi bachaa le
Haath se Hila le.!!
BOY:
Tum dekhna...
20 hi dun ga 0r msg parhny waly ki Loon ga..
Hahahahahah...
Category: Dirty SMS / Jokes
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