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Ammár_Chán's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Ammár_Chán
Location: Layyah
Country: Pakistan
Member Since: 18 Nov 2016

About Ammár_Chán:

Hell0 Friends. I Like Poetry Sms u can send me sms on following Emails 03047348311.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Ammár_Chán

  • Tongue Twisters
    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
    Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
    I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
    Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
    How many boards
    Could the Mongols hoard
    If the Mongol hordes got bored?
    from the comicCalvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson
    How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
    Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
    by Raymond Weisling
    Denise sees the fleece,
    Denise sees the fleas.
    At least Denise could sneeze
    and feed and freeze the fleas.

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  • Educational Degrees and Job
    Educational Degrees and Job Titles
    Abbreviations often show up in describing educational degrees and job titles.
    For example:
    *. BA - Bachelor of Arts
    *. BS - Bachelor of Science
    *. MA - Master of Arts
    *. M.PHIL or MPHIL - Master of Philosophy
    *. JD - Juris Doctor
    *. DC - Doctor of Chiropractic
    *. PA - Personal Assistant
    *. MD - Managing Director
    *. VP - Vice President
    *. SVP - Senior Vice President
    *. EVP - Executive Vice President
    *. CMO - Chief Marketing Officer
    *. CFO - Chief Financial Officer
    *. CEO - Chief Executive Officer

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  • Oxygen
    Uncle: Aur beta kya karte ho ajkal?
    Me: Scientist hoon uncle
    Uncle: Aray wah Kya
    karte ho?
    Me: Bethe bethe Oxygen ko CO2 me convert karta hn

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  • 1 Bazurg
    1 BuZrg Se Kisi Ne Pocha Ap Hmesha Zamen Pe Q Soty Hn?
    Qurban Jao Us Buzrg Pr Unho Ne Boht Khobsurt Jwab Dya
    Puttr Mri Mrzi...

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  • Larkiyon Ki Problems..
    Larkiyon Ki Problems.

    # Mota Larka Pasand Nhi Aata.

    # Smart Larka Lift Nhi Krata.

    # Beautifull Larka Milta Nhi....


    /"A Chan "
    T0 In Chakkaro Mein Parta Hi Nahi...!!! ;)

    (',')/ Jo hum se jaly
    <) ( Thora side pe
    _//_ chalay... :-)

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  • Kitne Mein Dogi
    Hum hain Jogi
    Kitne mein dogi

    Hil Hil k dungi
    500 rupey loongi

    100 rupe dunga
    Hil Khud hi loonga

    Saaly 100 bhi bachaa le
    Haath se Hila le.!!

    Tum dekhna...
    20 hi dun ga 0r msg parhny waly ki Loon ga..

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