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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Pappu K Abba Ny Pappu Ko
    Pappu K Abba Ny Pappu Ko Ghusse Me 2,3 Thappar Maare,
    Phir Baad Me Afsos Hua To Sorry Keh Diya..

    Pappu: Abba Ek Kaghaz Le,
    Us Ko Achi Tarha Roll Ker Phir Usko Khol Aur Bata
    Kiya Wo Pehly Jesa Hai??

    Abba: Nahi

    Pappu: Rishty Bhi Aise Hi Hoty Hen,
    Sorry Kerny Se Kuch Bhi Pehly Jesa Nahi Rehta.

    Abba: Bahar Mera Scooter Khara Hai
    Ja Ker Usko Ek Kick Maar Aur Bata K Wo Start Hua??

    Pappu: Nahi

    Abba: Ab 3,4 Kick Maar.

    Pappu: Ab Start Ho Gaya.

    Abba: Tu Bhi Wohi Scooter Hai,
    Kaghaz Nahi..
    Uth Beghairtaa, Wadda Aya Ashfaq Ahmad da Puttar.. ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Aadmi Naai Se
    Aadmi Naai Se: Mere Baal Choty Ker Do..

    Naai: Kitny Choty Kerun Janab??

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    Aadmi Udaas Ho Ker:
    Itny Choty K Meri Bivi
    Inhen Khench Na Saky.. :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Aurat Chappal Wali Dukaan Pe
    Aurat Chappal Wali Dukaan Pe:
    Bhai, Chappal Dikhao..
    .
    Dukandar: “Number Bataen?”

    Aurat: “36 Number”

    Dukandar: “Bhabhi Ji,
    Zara Dimag Pe Zor Daal Ker Sochen
    K Aap Kya Lene Aayi Ho" ;-) :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistan Me Bohat Taraqqi
    2 Pagal Bohat Salon Baad Pagal Khany Se Bahar Aaye.
    Unhon Ny Pehli Baar Rikshaw Dekha To Kaha:

    "Pakistan Me Bohat Taraqqi Ho Gai Hai,
    Itna Chota 'Taanga' Bana Liya."

    2nd Pagal: Aur Ghora To Dekho,
    Bilkul Aadmi Jesa Dikhta Hai.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Scientist hun
    Larki Walay: Aur Beta kya karte ho Aajkal?

    Pappu: Scientist hun.

    Larki Walay: Aray Wah Kya karte ho?

    Pappu: Bethe bethe Oxygen ko CO2 me Convert karta hun.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Padosan ke Saath Movie
    Wife Ghusse Se:
    Kal Aap Padosan ke
    Saath Movie dekhny Gaye Thy...?
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    Husband: Phir Kis K Sath Jata,
    Aaj Kal Ki Movies Biwi Bacchon
    Ya Family Ke Saath Dekhne
    Wali Kahan Banti hen. ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Koi Faaida Nahi
    Pappu Apny Baap K Office Me Aya Aur Kaha:

    "Hello Papa, Me Idhar Se Guzar Raha Tha,
    Socha Aap Ko SALAM Ker Lun."
    .
    Baap Thandi Aah Bhar Ker:

    "Koi Faaida Nahi Hai Beta,
    Abhi Tumhari Maa Bhi Mujhy Salam Kerny Aai Thi,
    Saray Paisy Wo Le Gai Hai.." ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Candle Light Dinner
    Meri Khuwahish Hai K Me
    Tumhary Sath Kisi Achay Restaurant
    Me Candle Light Dinner Kerun Aur
    Wo 3 Magical Words Tumhen Kahun,
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    Paise Tum Do.. ;-p :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Phir se India me
    New Born Baby Slowly Opens It's Tiny Eyes
    and Asks Nurse :
    Bahut Garmi Hai,
    Fan Q chalu nahi hai..?
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    NURSE : Power Cut.
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    BABY : Iski Maa ki..
    Lagta hai Phir se Pakistan me Paida ho gaya.. ;-)

    Hehehehe


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • FACEBOOK
    FACEBOOK
    Sirf Teen Chizon Se Chalta Hai..
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    InterNet,
    InterNet,

    AND

    INTERNET.. :-)

    Kuch Samajh Me Na Aaye To Puch Liye Kero.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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