Weekend
On Saturday Noon..
An Old Man with a Hot Girl entered a Jewellery shop
and chose a Ring worth $200000 for the Girl.
.
Giving Cheque, He said he'd Collect the Ring
on Monday after the Cheque is cleared.
.
On Monday,
Jeweller called up the Old man:
"There is no Money in ur Account."
.
Old Man: Mujhy Pata Hai,
Magar Tum Khud Samajh Sakty Ho K
Mera Weekend Kesa Guzra Ho Ga. ;-) :-D
Hahahha
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